Heartland

....of Heartland:

it gives me the greatest of pleasures to announce that this morning, at O9.31 (BST) the beautiful Charlotte, Mrswhizzkid, gave birth to a baby boy!!!!
MY SON!!

he weighed in at 8lb 8oz (3.25Kg) and is AWESOME!

we have called him Rocky.

mother and son are both absolutely fine.

drinks and cigars are on me!!!!

Huzzah! Congrats 'n' stuff!

Congratulations

Though I have to say, when I saw the title I was expecting "...Boys and Girls, Christ Catalyst, the man who eats Daleks!".

Best wishes to mother and child too =)

Welcome to the world, Rocky. It gets better with time.

We want some pictures of the little bundle of joy; 'cos after this, you'll wonder why you bothered!

Get some rest, my man.

Congrat's,great news,I will now go and have a drink!!

aww.. well done to charlotte, and kisses to rocky.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Congrats!

Is it Rocky as in





Glad to hear the wait is finally over!

Nice one! Good health to both of them! Now wet that babies head.

CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU ALL The skies are clear and the planets are doing their little jig

Cheers Lee having a red wine on YOU dude and Charlotte What a boy lots of love and rest wished for you rock chick

ROCKY Welcome to this world little angel...enjoy the ride.

Sent with lots of it (hugs, loves and kisses)
Jos, Debs, Jonathan and Sedean

... or more a Rocky as in...



Congrats.

Congratulations!

Ironically titled thread...how many true Gentleman and well-bred Ladies are there here? Johnny, put your hand down, Boudicca, shut up. Anyone else want to pretend?

timsinister wrote:Ironically titled thread...how many true Gentleman and well-bred Ladies are there here? Johnny, put your hand down, Boudicca, shut up. Anyone else want to pretend?

that'll be me - the officer class


congratulations to the whizzkid family

timsinister wrote:Ironically titled thread...how many true Gentleman and well-bred Ladies are there here? Johnny, put your hand down, Boudicca, shut up. Anyone else want to pretend?

Ooh! get you being better than Boudicca and Johnny!
I'm scum, but I kick ass with it.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

d00mw0lf wrote:

timsinister wrote:Ironically titled thread...how many true Gentleman and well-bred Ladies are there here? Johnny, put your hand down, Boudicca, shut up. Anyone else want to pretend?

Ooh! get you being better than Boudicca and Johnny!
I'm scum, but I kick ass with it.

I'm not as smooth as the Very Nice Man, nor am I as desirable as the Dark Queen. I'd never put myself above anyone, except in terms of sanity.

thanks to you all for the kind words!i am wetting (drowning almost) the babys head as we speak...albeit alone (except for you lot).the social wetting has to wait for saturday when our sound system is putting on a free techno alldayer at a pub in leics with barbecue and stuff.it would be cool if we could all get together sometime...for any reason!

and he is Rocky after an old acquaintance of mine who i always thought had a rather cool name.he was named after Rocky Graziano -a real boxer and the stallone film just copied him.

it is most definitely nothing to do with a certain audience participation gothic musical,'cause that's utter drivel for wank-stains.

though in the words of alex and his droogs,my son is "horrorshow"

Congratulations, Mr. Whizz.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww massive congrats to you all.

Love Ness
x

both of you and charlotte had 9 months of getting prepared and it will turn out totally different to be a parent....
enjoy and congrats

Congratulations Lee and Charlotte, and welcome to the world Rocky.

Outstanding name, we need to know - the cartoon character or the chicken?

Boy, is he gonna curtail your choice of lifestyle.

Beer raised, and doffed in a southerly direction.

FFS Dave wrote:: Outstanding name, we need to know - the cartoon character or the chicken?

it's also slang for moroccan soap-bar, not that i'ld ever name him after a drug....what kind of wanker would have a drug-related name?

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

FFS Dave wrote:: Outstanding name, we need to know - the cartoon character or the chicken?

it's also slang for moroccan soap-bar, not that i'ld ever name him after a drug....what kind of wanker would have a drug-related name?

"rocks" is as well a synonym for something else...

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:it's also slang for moroccan soap-bar, not that i'ld ever name him after a drug

Not one that far down the quality-list, anyway.

Then again I suppose you wouldn't want to call your newborn 'Moonshine'. That'd send out the wrong message completely.

FFS Dave wrote:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:it's also slang for moroccan soap-bar, not that i'ld ever name him after a drug

Not one that far down the quality-list, anyway.

Then again I suppose you wouldn't want to call your newborn 'Moonshine'. That'd send out the wrong message completely.

and diethyl-methyltriptamine would be a bastard to write in the snow!