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According to today's Metro. From September, you can do a GCSE in TV soaps!!

It reads.....

A ten-week basic skills course in TV soaps plus a taster course and lessons in TV criticism are being offered in September. It's all part of Council chiefs' cunning plan to improve people's literacy and numeracy while studying something that interests them.


I really don't know whether to laugh or be downright shocked by this!!



Right. Now that I've entertained you all. I'm off to bed. Had a crap shift in A&E last night and I'm knackered. I'm sure I'll dream of you all...........

I wouldn't advise it. Nothing could be worse than me and d00m and Boudicca arguing in your subconscious.

There's a stackload of ridiculous degrees you can do now...all working on the basic psychology that people doing things they like are more likely to learn. So, they're usually a weak cover for some honest work.

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timsinister wrote:I wouldn't advise it. Nothing could be worse than me and d00m and Boudicca arguing in your subconscious.

Rubbish. In my dream. We'll be taking the p*ss out of you.........

Talking of dreams, I had one last night where a man in a very large pub wearing a checked shirt claimed to be one of you lot and he said he travelled around Europe to the recent gigs. I didn't believe him.

timsinister wrote:I wouldn't advise it. Nothing could be worse than me and d00m and Boudicca arguing in your subconscious.

get out of SG's brain and back on the forum Astley!

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:

timsinister wrote:I wouldn't advise it. Nothing could be worse than me and d00m and Boudicca arguing in your subconscious.

Rubbish. In my dream. We'll be taking the p*ss out of you.........

It's not a dream...

boudicca wrote:

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:

timsinister wrote:I wouldn't advise it. Nothing could be worse than me and d00m and Boudicca arguing in your subconscious.

Rubbish. In my dream. We'll be taking the p*ss out of you.........

It's not a dream...

Or is it?!

That depends. Did you read it in the paper?

It's one of those dreams where you think you've woken up, but it's still going on.

Then a giant wombat walks in or something...

boudicca wrote:It's one of those dreams where you think you've woken up, but it's still going on.

Then a giant wombat walks in or something...

Now, when the wombat walks in, does that mean you're dreaming or awake?

d00mw0lf wrote:

boudicca wrote:It's one of those dreams where you think you've woken up, but it's still going on.

Then a giant wombat walks in or something...

Now, when the wombat walks in, does that mean you're dreaming or awake?

Depends where you live.
The Aussie presence on HL is lite to say the least...

I'm confused

Ed Rhombus wrote:I'm confused

I gathered that from your posting of the George Michael pic...

boudicca wrote:

Ed Rhombus wrote:I'm confused

I gathered that from your posting of the George Michael pic...

Cheek!

I just wanted to know what they're doing in there

Ironing.
You should know that.

d00mw0lf wrote:Ironing.
You should know that.

Ah ha!

And as anyone who's met me will tell you, nothing I wear has even been touched with an iron.

So thus, I'm not confused!!!!!!

d00m, you're technically overbombing! Well done. Have a small cookie.

timsinister wrote:d00m, you're technically overbombing! Well done. Have a small cookie.

*puts cookie in CD drive and watches crumbs running down the screen*
This is great!

timsinister wrote:d00m, you're technically overbombing! Well done. Have a small cookie.

I was going to congratulate you myself but Tim iz da man wiv teh cooki3s!

I feel a party coming on...
Where's me party-pantaloons?

He is the Cookie Monster

Ed Rhombus wrote:He is the Cookie Monster

Well spotted. I'll add that to the list...

Ed Rhombus wrote:He is the Cookie Monster

ergo, the lead singer with every death metal band in existence...

boudicca wrote:

Ed Rhombus wrote:He is the Cookie Monster

ergo, the lead singer with every death metal band in existence...

And Mr. T.

Timothy is, essentially, Modern Man.