Heartland

Posted: **17 Aug 2005, 23:05**

Mrs Snowey has just noticed the following snippet in this months (sept Issue 314) Record Collector.

Page 118

WWW.worldwidecorporateevents.com - Info@worldwidecorporateevents.com

00 1 845 647 3821 (New York)
00 1 310 601 0275 (Beverley Hills)

The above company can hire bands for your corporate events if you have enough money and one of the bands mentioned is TSOM (and the Bunnymen)

So come on Quiffy hire the real thing for next years do......

Posted: **17 Aug 2005, 23:11**

QB - please book them as the support act for the Smurphs.

Posted: **17 Aug 2005, 23:15**

That's what you've done for the 2006 tour around your house. Cheeky git. I await the tour tees. And that job lot from Matalan. And Heather's magic marker.

Posted: **17 Aug 2005, 23:24**

I wrote:Confirmed Dates......(possibly)

16th Feb - My front room Limited to 10 people
17th Feb - My main bedroom Limited to 10 people this is an early show.
18th Feb - My Back Room Limited to 15 people
19th Feb - The Kitchen Limited to 20 people (extra late licence for ale)

The Big ONE....

20th Feb - The big outdoor Festival - My Garden - We can squeeze 30 people at a push. This will only take place if all the dog s**t is removed as von has stipulated in his contract that he can't perform with poo on his boots.

Tickets go on Sale...............TBA.

Inner circle members will have prior warning

****STOP PRESS*STOP PRESS*STOP PRESS*STOP PRESS ****

Pre-tour warm up date on the 15th Feb - My bathroom. The m*****n have been kicked out and our favourite band will be playing, just behind the sink.

Note extremely limited capacity: 3 people standing in th bath. Possibly

Posted: **17 Aug 2005, 23:29**

snowey wrote:
I wrote:Confirmed Dates......(possibly)

16th Feb - My front room Limited to 10 people
17th Feb - My main bedroom Limited to 10 people this is an early show.
18th Feb - My Back Room Limited to 15 people
19th Feb - The Kitchen Limited to 20 people (extra late licence for ale)

The Big ONE....

20th Feb - The big outdoor Festival - My Garden - We can squeeze 30 people at a push. This will only take place if all the dog s**t is removed as von has stipulated in his contract that he can't perform with poo on his boots.

Tickets go on Sale...............TBA.

Inner circle members will have prior warning

****STOP PRESS*STOP PRESS*STOP PRESS*STOP PRESS ****

Pre-tour warm up date on the 15th Feb - My bathroom. The m*****n have been kicked out and our favourite band will be playing, just behind the sink.

Note extremely limited capacity: 3 people standing in th bath. Possibly

For a scouser you're quite funny.

Posted: **18 Aug 2005, 06:42**

Dont be mistaken and dont be misled
we are not scousers were from Birkenhead
You can f**k your cathedral and your pier head
we are not scousers were from Birkenhead

Posted: **18 Aug 2005, 10:32**

Hmm.. TSOM and the Bunnymen eh..? Interesting mix.

Posted: **18 Aug 2005, 14:19**

Yeah and they also list Guns N' Roses so it can be assumed they have taken any bands name and listed them! Feck all chance of either!

Posted: **18 Aug 2005, 18:57**

They had also The Fall - I'd like to hire them to my private party, I really want it

And Duran Duran. The Fall for me and my friends, Duran Duran for my wife and her friends in the other room

Posted: **18 Aug 2005, 19:29**

pikkrong wrote:They had also The Fall - I'd like to hire them to my private party, I really want it

And Duran Duran. The Fall for me and my friends, Duran Duran for my wife and her friends in the other room

Wouldn't it be interesting to see how much it would cost

Apart from "lots"

Posted: **18 Aug 2005, 19:47**

Mrs. Snowey wrote:
pikkrong wrote:They had also The Fall - I'd like to hire them to my private party, I really want it

And Duran Duran. The Fall for me and my friends, Duran Duran for my wife and her friends in the other room
Wouldn't it be interesting to see how much it would cost

Apart from "lots"

OK, I'll take only Fall. And very cheap drinks.

Posted: **18 Aug 2005, 21:36**

pikkrong wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote:
pikkrong wrote:They had also The Fall - I'd like to hire them to my private party, I really want it

And Duran Duran. The Fall for me and my friends, Duran Duran for my wife and her friends in the other room
Wouldn't it be interesting to see how much it would cost

Apart from "lots"
OK, I'll take only Fall. And very cheap drinks.

Sounds like a top night out

Posted: **19 Aug 2005, 13:36**

Maybe it is not so clever -

I looked for Elvis Presley and also Padstar and got -

"Sorry, we did not find any Musicians in our database who match your search. However, We can still book this performer for you. Fill out a Find Talent request form and we'll find and book the performer. "

Go for it Paddy

Posted: **20 Aug 2005, 19:24**

Zuma wrote:Maybe it is not so clever -

I looked for Elvis Presley and also Padstar and got -

"Sorry, we did not find any Musicians in our database who match your search. However, We can still book this performer for you. Fill out a Find Talent request form and we'll find and book the performer. "

Go for it Paddy

Go for it Elvis

Posted: **22 Aug 2005, 10:50**

pikkrong wrote:
Zuma wrote:Maybe it is not so clever -

I looked for Elvis Presley and also Padstar and got -

"Sorry, we did not find any Musicians in our database who match your search. However, We can still book this performer for you. Fill out a Find Talent request form and we'll find and book the performer. "

Go for it Paddy
Go for it Elvis

they said the same for Nivana and Bob Marley..lol...
if they can book em, would be 1 hell of a stunt! lol

.

maybe i'll let them book

for my housewarming party in 3 weeks..

Posted: **22 Aug 2005, 21:22**

I'd still rather see Paddy get the work

Posted: **23 Aug 2005, 00:55**

He he... the mind boggles.

paddy

Posted: **23 Aug 2005, 00:59**

Glad you noticed

Heartland

Sisters for hire???

Sisters for hire???