Heartland

For this lovely thing came in the mail this morning. The finest thing (with the possible exception of the uber-rare Hong Kong "British Invasion" LP of synthpop on red vinyl which no-one's seen before) in my record collection:

Groovy.

Just a quick question, do you actually play them, because I would have thought that

1. They'll knacker your stylus and
2. Your stylus will knacker them.

I hope you'll be very happy together!

He doesn't need to play it...I've got a stackload of vinyl, and no turntable/decks/gramophone. It's OWNING them that matters.

markfiend wrote:Groovy.

Just a quick question, do you actually play them, because I would have thought that

1. They'll knacker your stylus and
2. Your stylus will knacker them.

Dunno how it'd knacker my stylus, but no, I probably won't play it.
If I do, it'll be straight into my computer, and recorded.

In any case, you don't usually play flexis, cause after a few plays, they're not really as good quality.

You see this is where I differ from you lot...

A record's meant fer playin' I/We have tons of old records that would probably be worth a mint if we hadn't played them...but if we hadn't what was the point in buying them

Weirdo's the lot of ya's

Debaser wrote:You see this is where I differ from you lot...

A record's meant fer playin' I/We have tons of old records that would probably be worth a mint if we hadn't played them...but if we hadn't what was the point in buying them

Weirdo's the lot of ya's

Well, the reasons for buying this were:

1) I'm a fanatic collector and want these to add to my collection
2) This way I feel I'm indirectly supporting the Russian black market

The reasons for not playing it are:

1) I don't know how many times I'll be able to play it before it becomes unlistenably bad
2) When I'm able to connect my turntable line-out to my computer and record it I'll play it, and not before.
3) I'm a stubborn bastard.

Debaser wrote:You see this is where I differ from you lot...

A record's meant fer playin' I/We have tons of old records that would probably be worth a mint if we hadn't played them...but if we hadn't what was the point in buying them

Weirdo's the lot of ya's

He would be in a mint condition too, if I wouldn't have cuddled him so often.

canon docre wrote:

Debaser wrote:You see this is where I differ from you lot...

A record's meant fer playin' I/We have tons of old records that would probably be worth a mint if we hadn't played them...but if we hadn't what was the point in buying them

Weirdo's the lot of ya's

He would be in a mint condition too, if I wouldn't have cuddled him so often.

Is that yours?? FFS!! Without doubt the coolest bloomin' house 'accessory' I've ever seen.

And I was pleased with my 'aquarium'.

Would you like it rigging up to 'fire' fog out of its mouth, with a strobe light behind it?

Come round and decorate my house, immediately.

canon docre wrote: He would be in a mint condition too, if I wouldn't have cuddled him so often.

Watch out Dark.

Cuddling your rarities does as much damage as playing them.

Won't it look pretty sitting in a glass "do not touch" cabinet?

Planet Dave wrote: Would you like it rigging up to 'fire' fog out of its mouth, with a strobe light behind it?

No one touches my AT-AT or I 'll send my house-wookie after.

Bloody Wooks: http://w00ks.org/gallery/w00ks

canon docre wrote:

Planet Dave wrote: Would you like it rigging up to 'fire' fog out of its mouth, with a strobe light behind it?

No one touches my AT-AT or I 'll send my house-wookie after.

Do you cuddle him too?

Only if he's been good, I presume? If he's bad, he has to go back and sit in the kennel?

Planet Dave wrote: Do you cuddle him too?

Chewie can come for a cuddle and more anytime he pleases.

Motz wrote:

canon docre wrote: He would be in a mint condition too, if I wouldn't have cuddled him so often.

Watch out Dark.

Cuddling your rarities does as much damage as playing them.

Won't it look pretty sitting in a glass "do not touch" cabinet?

It's sitting in two plastic sleeves and I will keep it close to me at all times.
Besides, I only kissed it 3 times and cuddled it twice.

And I'm not going to make any of the 4389572389456928 jokes I could make about your post. It's too early.

Dark wrote:

Motz wrote:

canon docre wrote: He would be in a mint condition too, if I wouldn't have cuddled him so often.

Watch out Dark.

Cuddling your rarities does as much damage as playing them.

Won't it look pretty sitting in a glass "do not touch" cabinet?

It's sitting in two plastic sleeves and I will keep it close to me at all times.
Besides, I only kissed it 3 times and cuddled it twice.

You kiss your rarities?

canon docre wrote:Chewie can come for a cuddle and more anytime he pleases.

You like that wet dog smell then?

nick the stripper wrote:

Dark wrote:

Motz wrote: Watch out Dark.

Cuddling your rarities does as much damage as playing them.

Won't it look pretty sitting in a glass "do not touch" cabinet?

It's sitting in two plastic sleeves and I will keep it close to me at all times.
Besides, I only kissed it 3 times and cuddled it twice.

You kiss your rarities?

Nah, you're thinking of Motz. A few miles that way ----------------->