Heartland

I just thought I'd say 'Hello', as I'm new to this place.

Wotcha.

Howdo. You're welcome.

Welcome to Heartland.

Now that you've seen what it's like here, you may want to back away slowly towards the door, before it's too late!

nick the stripper wrote:Now that you've seen what it's like here, you may want to back away slowly towards the door, before it's too late!

He's not kidding!

But if you think you can stand it - WELCOME! Wipe your feet on the mat and take a pew.

Now then.

Welcome...I am also new.

Now then to you too.

A bit more information about me:

I am 35 years of age and I live in Holland.
Sisters' fan since FALAA.

Visited the Sisters' gigs in Hasselt (1992, 2001), St. Vith (2002), Amsterdam (2003) and Tilburg (2005).

Most favourite songs: Burn, Ribbons, Romeo Down.

I am waiting, like every one here I guess, desperately for a new official recording for ages. Hope to hear(tland) the breaking news that one day....this wish comes true instead of becoming a nightmare out of an obsession...

Kind regards tot all the "mercifull fans"

Ozpat wrote:Welcome...I am also new.

Yup! Me too... here... not new to the world though!

pandemon wrote:

Ozpat wrote:Welcome...I am also new.

Yup! Me too... here... not new to the world though!

And so am I.
I Heard this is the the place where you can Tune in, Turn on and Burn out?

Herr Administrator - Maybe we should sticky this as the Official I've Joined Heartland Please Don't Hurt Me Thread?

Welcome aboard, boys and girls. Enjoy yourselves, post freely, and don't feed the inhabitants.

timsinister wrote:Herr Administrator - Maybe we should sticky this as the Official I've Joined Heartland Please Don't Hurt Me Thread?

Welcome aboard, boys and girls. Enjoy yourselves, post freely, and don't feed the inhabitants.

Wouldn't such an implication that we wouldn't hurt them count as false advertising?

Welcome anywhom

Motz wrote:

timsinister wrote:Herr Administrator - Maybe we should sticky this as the Official I've Joined Heartland Please Don't Hurt Me Thread?

Welcome aboard, boys and girls. Enjoy yourselves, post freely, and don't feed the inhabitants.

Wouldn't such an implication that we wouldn't hurt them count as false advertising?

OK, OK, new angle. "Heartland hurts the places other forum's fail to reach?"

Like Hull?

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Now then.

Have you turned into Jimmy Saville or summat?

Welcome to all the new ones.
I would like to take this moment to say the following things:

1) Stay out the Weeding Section unless you feel like gambling your eternal soul and free time
2) Don't accept anything imported from Planet Dave
3) Blatant Plugs are good things
4) We don't bite much, though it's nearly lunchtime

Motz wrote:Like Hull?

Don't remind me.

at new people.

We don't bite. Much.

*Edit: Ah bollocks I see that young Dark has already done that gag. Welcome anyway.

Dark wrote:Welcome to all the new ones.
I would like to take this moment to say the following things:

1) Stay out the Weeding Section unless you feel like gambling your eternal soul and free time
2) Don't accept anything imported from Planet Dave
3) Blatant Plugs are good things
4) We don't bite much, though it's nearly lunchtime

yep, all of the above

welcome one and all...

markfiend wrote: at new people.

We don't bite. Much.

*Edit: Ah bollocks I see that young Dark has already done that gag. Welcome anyway.

I'm on the ball today.

Hi Folks,and don't believe a word of the above,their all fukin'NUTS and bite like ferrets! ,and for God sake don't enter this place with a dodgy hair doo !,apart from that it's great !!

wotcha dudes! wecome to HL!

Hello & welcome new people.

I think it's quite nice here.

Welcome all!

Bit like buses, you wait for ages for one.....