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Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Guest
Welcome Happy the Man, seem to have been left out matey, sorry, and to all new users that have joined the throng in the last couple of weeks...
Enjoy...participate, contribute, and put many a crap joke...
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Quiff Boy
ditto, especially the crap joke part
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Happy the Man
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"
You mean like that, right?
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by sam donut
That's one of my fave jokes!
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Guest
On Aug 12, 2002 11:20am, Happy the Man wrote:
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"
You mean like that, right?
yeah like that, and any really rubbish non news news storys from your local rag....In Joke of the Day though...
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by nearmethexperience
hi
welcome................
on board!!!!! snigger snigger, bum tiss, i thank you i think you....
(ok, yeah, coat in hand)
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Guest
as opposed to hand in glove?
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by nearmethexperience
yeah well, you know what they say
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Guest
what, don't eat yellow snow?
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Guest
A bird in the hand is worth only £1.99 at Iceland this week?
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by nearmethexperience
lmao!!!!!
mikeys having one of his turns again
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Guest
round and round...