Wasps, where are they?
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They're out for the holidays obviously
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Anywhere but here I think/hope
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i saw one yesterday
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I saw one last week, it tried to fly into my ear.
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Wasps? Most of them seem to be in my f**king flat.
I've had about 5 or 6 of the stripey little visitors in the past few days, including one I found lying dead on the floor, and another I was quick/brave/stupid enough to catch with the old glass & sheet of paper routine.
I've had about 5 or 6 of the stripey little visitors in the past few days, including one I found lying dead on the floor, and another I was quick/brave/stupid enough to catch with the old glass & sheet of paper routine.
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It's been an average year for wasps,the queens will now be thinking about hibernating and will have left the nests,the workers have nothing much to do but wait to die ,angry little bastards they are at this time of year and will sting for very little reason .
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Ya Big GOTHS blouse .DerekR wrote: whilst I cowered in my seat
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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As long as there's honey
Thats Bees .Obviousman wrote:As long as there's honey
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Didn't I read somewhere earlier in the year than when we had the cold snap (June?) a lot of them were killed off as it was their hatching season?
But for anyone missing the little stripey b@stards, the waste bins either side of the chippy on Hunstanton prom still play host to a cast of thousands of the things.
It's always a tricky dilemma; do I starve? or I do I find out if I really am suspectible to anaphylactic shock?
Plus, I think the owner is missing out on a big marketing opportunity. Stick cod and epinephrine injection on the menu and he'd be quids in.
But for anyone missing the little stripey b@stards, the waste bins either side of the chippy on Hunstanton prom still play host to a cast of thousands of the things.
It's always a tricky dilemma; do I starve? or I do I find out if I really am suspectible to anaphylactic shock?
Plus, I think the owner is missing out on a big marketing opportunity. Stick cod and epinephrine injection on the menu and he'd be quids in.
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Now see, bees, I love . If a bumble bee decided it wanted to bumble into my living room, and stay there, I would open a window and try to usher it out but if it wanted it could live the rest of its days in my house, occasionally popping over to buzz in my ear about what's on the news etc.scotty wrote:Thats Bees .Obviousman wrote:As long as there's honey
WASPS, on the other hand - well, they're all at my window, Alfred Hitchcock style. Why they just hover for ages at the glass is beyond me - maybe they can see themselves in it or something. Otherwise they're just stupid. I've never been stung, so I don't know if I'd get that apocalyptic shock thing... but I have no desire whatsoever to find out.
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apocalyptic shock?
i'm sorry, but i'm in tears laughing. i'm really sorry....
i'm sorry, but i'm in tears laughing. i'm really sorry....
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There goes my nature knowledge credibility
Anyway, I don't mind any of those flying thingies, as long as they don't sting and don't make noise
Anyway, I don't mind any of those flying thingies, as long as they don't sting and don't make noise
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Ha ha.Obviousman wrote:There goes my nature knowledge credibility
Everyone knows bees make honey and wasps make jam.
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And don't forget to mention bumblebees make marmeladesmiscandlon wrote:Ha ha.Obviousman wrote:There goes my nature knowledge credibility
Everyone knows bees make honey and wasps make jam.
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was it just me, who thought by reading the headline, it was about White Anglo-Saxon Protestants?
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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It was deliberate, you know...!emilystrange wrote:apocalyptic shock?
i'm sorry, but i'm in tears laughing. i'm really sorry....
Glad to provide a chuckle, Ems.
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No, not just you.canon docre wrote:was it just me, who thought by reading the headline, it was about White Anglo-Saxon Protestants?
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