Heartland

Not quite how I remember Andreas, but my memory ain't what it used to be;

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ann-Summers-Siste ... dZViewItem[/url]

Eh?

Surely you mean Simon Denbigh?

I tried selling this one on an ex-girlfriend.

Hence the ex.

timsinister wrote:I tried selling this one on an ex-girlfriend.

Hence the ex.

I'm saying nothing. But we've now got a daughter

Norman Hunter wrote:

timsinister wrote:I tried selling this one on an ex-girlfriend.

Hence the ex.

I'm saying nothing. But we've now got a daughter

I wouldn't let on about that - you could end up footing the therapy bill.

Glad you told me though, I'm taking it as a warning.

timsinister wrote:I tried selling this one on an ex-girlfriend.

Hence the ex.

Very Benny Hill there, Timbo!

Is it the gasmask and the raddish next?

Are you a future Tory MP?

Only £22.00 pounds? I'll buy that as a birthday present for my mother.

Ed Rhombus wrote: Are you a future Tory MP?

I see a pinstripe suit and an embarassing retraction somewhere down the line...

timsinister wrote:

Ed Rhombus wrote: Are you a future Tory MP?

I see a pinstripe suit and an embarassing retraction somewhere down the line...

Good man

Ach nurses uniforms are so overrated. Remember that fat waste of skin on Big Brother this year? I rest my case! Unless they know how to administer a proper bed-bath and prostate examination I'm not interested Access to the 'medicine' cabinet helps too

Apologies to any genuine nuses on here, I know Diana is one

I had to wear one of these for a video shot once. The budget was so low that I had to paint the red cross myself on the bonnet.

canon docre wrote:I had to wear one of these for a video shot once.

You're my kinda gal - will you marry me..?

canon docre wrote:I had to wear one of these for a video shot once.

Do elaborate!

I'm rather more partial to the uniforms of bad bastards myself ... I see an Eldrtich quote rearing its head in a moment...

Stick me in a nurse's uniform, I'm still far more likely to dismember you than give you a bed-bath...
Nah... I'm no Florence Nightingale. Evil surgeon, I can dig...

And Timbo as a Tory MP?

Ed Rhombus wrote:And Timbo as a Tory MP?

We are both of us to be feared...

In a kind of 3/4 scale way

boudicca wrote:

canon docre wrote:I had to wear one of these for a video shot once.

Do elaborate!

<--- pays attention suddenly!

Yes, please do.

and post pics

Norman Hunter wrote:

canon docre wrote:I had to wear one of these for a video shot once.

You're my kinda gal - will you marry me..?

Are you sure, Norman? Are you really sure?

Looks like quite a nasty nurse

canon docre wrote:

I'm surprised that no-one has commented on the sellers name

it's not me, okay?!

It took me a while to tweak my ebay favourite search to stop seeing this stuff on a daily basis.... this and some video I could never see the connection to, The Killing Of Sister George (?) from memory.

canon docre wrote:

Norman Hunter wrote:

canon docre wrote:I had to wear one of these for a video shot once.

You're my kinda gal - will you marry me..?

Are you sure, Norman? Are you really sure?

Couldn't pick up your picture - but yes.

Ever seen Roadtrip..?

Very nice, CD. How's your bedside manner?

DerekR wrote:Ach nurses uniforms are so overrated. Remember that fat waste of skin on Big Brother this year? I rest my case! Unless they know how to administer a proper bed-bath and prostate examination I'm not interested Access to the 'medicine' cabinet helps too

Apologies to any genuine nuses on here, I know Diana is one

Yes I am, but the uniform is horrible. Makes me look like a physioterrorist.

Still have my old one somewhere though, but that's for private matters