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8th sept 2005

Posted: 08 Sep 2005, 17:16
by Quiff Boy

Posted: 08 Sep 2005, 23:43
by SomeKindOfStranger
"warning signs your kid is a goth"...includes "says I Am a Goth" clearly they arent then - everyone the first sign of being a goth is denial!

Posted: 09 Sep 2005, 00:04
by SomeKindOfStranger
..and does anyone know where I can get some Count Chocula breakfast cereal??

Posted: 09 Sep 2005, 00:05
by SomeKindOfStranger
"kills people for fun!" W.T.F???????
thought that was rappers.....

Posted: 09 Sep 2005, 00:08
by SomeKindOfStranger
me again!!!!! (sorry - i seem to have hijacked this post)

we could of course all aim our disbelief at the source:

fighting_against_goths@yahoo.com

......

Posted: 09 Sep 2005, 00:11
by SomeKindOfStranger
bugger!
been had....

http://www.angelfire.com/jazz/thetraveler/parody.html

ho hum.

(goes to hide under a rock, never to return....)

Posted: 09 Sep 2005, 02:21
by Petseri
SomeKindOfStranger wrote:bugger!
been had....

http://www.angelfire.com/jazz/thetraveler/parody.html

ho hum.

(goes to hide under a rock, never to return....)
I have a bridge to sell you....

Mmmm. Count Chocula. Less scraping of the soft palatet than Quisp cereal.

Posted: 09 Sep 2005, 14:09
by BillyBadBreaks
Writes angry entries in a secret diary (you can usually find the diary easily if you search your child’s room).


Has paranoid fantasies (many GOTHS accuse their parents of spying on them).

Perhaps the paranoid fantasies are due to spying on the bloody kids? :evil:

Re: 8th sept 2005

Posted: 09 Sep 2005, 15:53
by scotty
Aye,you buggers fi Yorkshire have a lot to answer for :innocent: :lol: .

Posted: 09 Sep 2005, 16:21
by markfiend
exotic "designer" drugs such as mead and patchouli, are often used as part of the SATANIC rituals practiced by GOTHS.
:notworthy:

Posted: 09 Sep 2005, 16:23
by BillyBadBreaks
markfiend wrote:
exotic "designer" drugs such as mead and patchouli, are often used as part of the SATANIC rituals practiced by GOTHS.
:notworthy:
Wait until these guys find out about Swedish Deathmetal :lol:

Posted: 09 Sep 2005, 16:28
by markfiend
It's almost as good as Landover Baptist Church

Posted: 09 Sep 2005, 16:33
by BillyBadBreaks
markfiend wrote:It's almost as good as Landover Baptist Church
That has to be a wind up, but you never know!

Posted: 09 Sep 2005, 16:34
by markfiend
BillyBadBreaks wrote:
markfiend wrote:It's almost as good as Landover Baptist Church
That has to be a wind up, but you never know!
No, it isn't...

I'm lying. But it frequently fools the unwary.

Posted: 09 Sep 2005, 16:39
by eastmidswhizzkid
markfiend wrote:
BillyBadBreaks wrote:
markfiend wrote:It's almost as good as Landover Baptist Church
That has to be a wind up, but you never know!
No, it isn't...

I'm lying. But it frequently fools the unwary.
:lol:
it's the "religion kills" ad that gives it away -all the rest is frighteningly believable :|

Posted: 09 Sep 2005, 16:44
by Obviousman
markfiend wrote:It's almost as good as Landover Baptist Church
:lol: :notworthy:

Particulary liked this:

Image

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 03 Oct 2005, 04:28
by eotunun
I finally understand why Eldo doesn´t like Goths...