Heartland

how did i end up in here?

maybe time to enforce the "no sheilas" rule over here

Chairman Bux wrote:Dressing in the fashion of Jesse Rae should be compulsory

I'm searching the fancy dress outfitters as I type

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:maybe time to enforce the "no sheilas" rule over here

Up yours, sonny!

Wot Debaser said!

indeed

two female visits in two days...shit!we're going to have to stop pissing in the sink;walking around in just our boxers,scratching our nuts;and take down the "gothic sluts" calendar!

eastmidswhizzkid wrote: two female visits in two days...shit!we're going to have to stop pissing in the sink;walking around in just our boxers,scratching our nuts;and take down the "gothic sluts" calendar!

I'd walk away from this one LEE before they get on about YOUR haircut

scotty wrote:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote: two female visits in two days...shit!we're going to have to stop pissing in the sink;walking around in just our boxers,scratching our nuts;and take down the "gothic sluts" calendar!

I'd walk away from this one LEE before they get on about YOUR haircut

Since I pop in here on a fairly regular basis, does that make me an honorary dude?



I already enjoy playing air guitar and organising my records in alphabetical order...

Should I be expecting to start growing hair where I really don't want it?

boudicca wrote:
Should I be expecting to start growing hair where I really don't want it?

Check your nose,toes,back & ears .

I think markymark will sort this out on Monday morning

derailing threads in General Chat is fine, but in here, c'mon...

then again, maybe I'm wrong?

James Blast wrote:I think markymark will sort this out on Monday morning

derailing threads in General Chat is fine, but in here, c'mon...

then again, maybe I'm wrong?

Soz... us laydees just have no repsect, what with our idle girly nattering and fleeting minds we can't help straying from topic to topic .

As you were, gentlemen... going off to paint me nails now, won't trouble you any more...

James Blast wrote:I think markymark will sort this out on Monday morning

derailing threads in General Chat is fine, but in here, c'mon...

then again, maybe I'm wrong?

I think that you are right. So, here comes a split and relocate. Not locked. Yet.

thank you Martin I forgot you had the power aswell

James Blast wrote:thank you Martin I forgot you had the power aswell

That is good. I am glad to hear that. I really do not want to make a big deal of it.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote: two female visits in two days...shit!we're going to have to stop pissing in the sink;walking around in just our boxers,scratching our nuts;and take down the "gothic sluts" calendar!

I peep daily, if not twice daily. It's nice to know what's going on....forewarned is forearmed and all that

Debaser wrote:forewarned is forearmed and all that

Four-armed... useful.

Dark wrote:

Debaser wrote:forewarned is forearmed and all that

Four-armed... useful.

For what?

boudicca wrote:

Dark wrote:

Debaser wrote:forewarned is forearmed and all that

Four-armed... useful.

For what?

Playing with his keyboard, obviously.

smiscandlon wrote:

boudicca wrote:

Dark wrote: Four-armed... useful.

For what?

Playing with his keyboard, obviously.

He's still got two free!

Worrying...

I just bought a drum machine (ie, one with 4 pads that are to be hit hard as possible, a Yamaha DD-35, I believe).

So that's playing songs on the music keyboard, and drumming along.

How could you think of anything else?

Dark wrote:I just bought a drum machine (ie, one with 4 pads that are to be hit hard as possible, a Yamaha DD-35, I believe).

So that's playing songs on the music keyboard, and drumming along.

How could you think of anything else?

Thought you might be knitting a cosy jumper...

(that's NOT a euphemism for anything btw...)

boudicca wrote:Thought you might be knitting a cosy jumper...

(that's NOT a euphemism for anything btw...)

Perchance would this jumper be used to keep the Priests warm while they're floating?