Heartland

CD:UK happens too early for me, and not even Cat Deely could have got me out of bed.

Into bed is another question entirely...

timsinister wrote:CD:UK happens too early for me, and not even Cat Deely could have got me out of bed.

Into bed is another question entirely...

FOR SHAME! What happened to the "No Blondes" policy Timothy!?

I didn't see them, but if it's a step up from Exciter that's good news... wasn't tooo keen on that album...

Maybe he found that she wasn't a natural one?

Motz wrote:Maybe he found that she wasn't a natural one?

Even better! ABSOLUTION!

...I think you'll find Cat Deeley left a bit ago. The divine Holly Willoughby hosted Sunday's show.

Down, boy!

That's pushing it a bit, I've seen her. Screaming mad twelve year old? As Comrade Blast would say...

Next!

timsinister wrote:That's pushing it a bit, I've seen her. Screaming mad twelve year old? As Comrade Blast would say...

Next!

Give over! At the risk of going severely off-topic, check her out on Cakey Skate on Ministry Of Mayhem on Saturdays!

<Suddenly realises his admissions>

Don't worry NH fellow Holly Willoughby fan here.

Last week at one point she was wearing a wrestling outfit and at another point she was dressed as Destiny Angel from Captain Scarlet.

Luckily I've no idea what any of you are talking about. My 'TV with the sound down' interludes tend to feature vintage Hollyoaks.

Gentlemen! There are ladies present...

(Well, I say ladies... )

you said gentlemen as well. careful, now.

*Ahem*

Perhaps some judicious pruning of this thread is called for?

The privileges of Moderating! Retro-engineering your embarassing comments!

Well lads, you've all admitted to your adolescent lustings over a children's TV presenter in various kid's guises, whilst I expressed admiration for the FHM's sexiest woman of 200whenever!

timsinister wrote:The privileges of Moderating! Retro-engineering your embarassing comments!

Anyone can edit their own posts...

timsinister wrote:I expressed admiration for the FHM's sexiest woman of 200whenever!

Who is also a children's TV presenter...

markfiend wrote:

timsinister wrote:The privileges of Moderating! Retro-engineering your embarassing comments!

Anyone can edit their own posts...

True - can I also edit other people's posts, please?

markfiend wrote:

timsinister wrote:I expressed admiration for the FHM's sexiest woman of 200whenever!

Who is also a children's TV presenter...

Has Willoughby been voted sexiest woman of 'whenever'?

FHM as a cultural yardstick. Defintely a more embarrassing claim than any Hollyoaks fetish.

timsinister wrote:Has Willoughby been voted sexiest woman of 'whenever'?

Exactly how much do you read into these polls..?

Norman Hunter wrote:

timsinister wrote:Has Willoughby been voted sexiest woman of 'whenever'?

Exactly how much do you read into these polls..?

Yes Tim do tell...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnyway

this hav 0 to do with the toppick (as uzhuall on hartland chiz chiz chiz)

temporary lock for splitting...

...and open again. This was split from this thread

Aren't they both a bit undistinguished?

But then, what do I know?

canon docre wrote:Aren't they both a bit undistinguished?

But then, what do I know?

Amen sister!

Total Z-list...

compared to the HL alpha females

Tim is turning into a right old perv, isn't he?

I have no idea who this Willoughby person is. Cat Deeley on the other hand I do know. She looks to me like she's been hit in the face with a spade at some point, and also as if her mouth follows along a split second behind the rest of her face.

Ed Rhombus wrote:Tim is turning into a right old perv, isn't he?

*points microphone in The Sinister's direction*

What do you mean, turning into...!