Currently pleasuring myself with
Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 10:22
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Now that's open to the imagination....Page 1 of 2
Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 10:24
Now that's open to the imagination....Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 10:29
Oh please. 
I'll give it a while, but I feel the trash bin calling...
I'll give it a while, but I feel the trash bin calling...
Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 10:34
A small transistor radio.
Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 10:41
Good grief! And you call other people pervs! 
Re: Currently pleasuring myself with
Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 10:43
Ed Rhombus wrote:Currently pleasuring myself with...A big cuddly bear
You wanna be careful there fella! Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 10:44
markfiend wrote:Oh please.
I'll give it a while, but I feel the trash bin calling...
Mark you have a dirty mind.
Can you explain your interpritation or are you too busy feeling the trash bin?
Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 10:48
Ed Rhombus wrote:Mark you have a dirty mind.
Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 10:49
he's a BOY.
Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 10:51
So?
Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 10:56
Well, the standard of discussion on HL has hit an all-time high here, I think...
Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 11:01
it's taken as readmarkfiend wrote:So?
Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 12:01
nahnah nahnah....currently smoking herbs..... 
and the thoughts of.....*not yet - only lunch-time*Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 12:07
Ye..e..e..sboudicca wrote:Well, the standard of discussion on HL has hit an all-time high here, I think...
And it's partly my fault.
Although to be fair, someone had to.
*mouse hovering over "lock" button...*
Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 12:43
Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 12:54
Is that your answer to the original question posed by the thread Tim?
Dirty boy
Dirty boy
Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 14:52
I had a euphemistic-sensory-overload when I read the title of this thread, and now I can think of anything dirty to write. 
Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 14:59
Ask Mark Fiend for helpnick the stripper wrote:I had a euphemistic-sensory-overload when I read the title of this thread, and now I can think of anything dirty to write.
Re: Currently pleasuring myself with
Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 15:42
According to Ivor Biggun.....Ed Rhombus wrote:...
"I've used a badger, and a mellon and a cat, an inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davey Crocket hat!"
Posted: 17 Sep 2005, 13:26
Gosh, the innuendo on this thread
It's obvious that Ed has simply bought himself a new hat (to celebrate finding homes for all those kittens), and is trying it on
It's obvious that Ed has simply bought himself a new hat (to celebrate finding homes for all those kittens), and is trying it on
Posted: 17 Sep 2005, 16:06
Much pleasure, that one
If Jesus came to earth today,
They'd crucify him straight away,
Upon a cross of MDF
And use "No Need for Nails"
I don't think even
can outdo that gem 
Posted: 18 Sep 2005, 12:24
Feathers,Kiwi Dark Tan shoe polish & a cheese grater.
Posted: 18 Sep 2005, 19:10
Sara use to play with me
Posted: 18 Sep 2005, 20:55
that's what marriage doesrian wrote:Sara use to play with me
Posted: 18 Sep 2005, 21:08
scotty wrote:a cheese grater.
Aaaarrrggghh! I don't even have one and that sounds painful...(I don't mean a cheese grater, oh no
)