Happy REAL Birthday to EMWK

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Johnny M
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All the best Lee. Love as always. See you on Planet Dave. Soon. :kiss:
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Delilah
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I will see you on the Planet too! Enjoy your birthday, lots of love! :kiss:
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The Pope
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Happy Birthday again! :)
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ruffers
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Aye, happy birthday fellah
Chucking another log on
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Eva
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Happy Birthday! :D
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happy birthday
Dark
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Another year of dodging the fuckin' pigs, EMWK!

All the best. ;D
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Happy Birthday :D
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Have a damn fine birthday :D

You apparently share it with Nick Cave, which is cool :von:
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timsinister
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You 'auld bastard!

Have it large. :notworthy:
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emilystrange
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xx to a fellow eastmidskid
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See, emwk, now you know how it feels. :wink:

All the best!
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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happy birthday
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Happy Birthday Lee. Have a corking day, and as the Man said, see you On-Planet soon enough. I'd best go clear the dust off the Landing Pad.

35 is no age at all. :notworthy:
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Blimey. Two birthday threads? That's just greedy ;)

HBD ;D
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HBD to a fcukin top bloke! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Have a great one Lee :D .
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happy birthday :)
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DerekR
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Happy birthday mate. Bet you dont remember it :lol:
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emilystrange
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i'd make you a cake too but there's nothing to put in it
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Happy Birthday, EMWK!

I couldn't bake you a cake, so I made you a pot brownie instead.

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Happy Birthday LEE,again :twisted: ,have a Splendiforus day & a Birthday pint will be had in Leeds!!!
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James Blast
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arra best ya nut!
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Mrs. Snowey
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Happy Birthday Mr. Whizkid. Hope Mrs. EMWK has a nice present for you :D

This is definitely the real one isn't it?
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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just a flying visit...enough time (while i'm still capable :innocent: ) to say thank you for all your kind wishes -on both threads :D :oops: :notworthy:

:kiss: to youse all -off to get thoroughly wankered!

Lee 8)
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

:bat:
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Happy birthday
"as we walk on the floodland"
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