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***Non B'Day Topic***

Posted: 24 Sep 2005, 19:07
by Andie
YOUNG WOMAN

I love you, Pumpkin.



YOUNG MAN

I love you, Honey Bunny.



And with that, Pumpkin and Honey Bunny grab their weapons, stand up and rob the restaurant. Pumpkin's robbery persona is that of the in-control professional. Honey Bunny's is that of the psychopathic, hair-triggered, loose cannon.



PUMPKIN

(yelling to all)

Everybody be cool this is a robbery!



HONEY BUNNY

Any of you fcukin' pricks move and I'll execute every one of you motherfcukers! Got that?
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

same goes for birthday wishes :wink:

Posted: 24 Sep 2005, 19:14
by canon docre
:lol: Is there someone afraid of group hugs?

Posted: 24 Sep 2005, 19:53
by MadameButterfly
:lol: NEVER!!!

:lol: "Ma Baker!!! Put ya hands in the air and give me all ya money!"

HBD

MB ;D

Posted: 24 Sep 2005, 19:58
by James Blast
put on the wrong pair of undies this am. Andie?

Posted: 24 Sep 2005, 20:26
by Johnny M
After that little outburst Andie, I think everyone on HL should post a smarmy, cloying, cringeworthy comment on your BD thread tonight/tomorrow. :twisted:

What he fails to mention is that he is Pumpkin and I'm Honey Bunny. It's a weekend-rob people-shoot people thang that we have to alleviate the boredom and stresses of everyday life. :von:

Posted: 24 Sep 2005, 20:30
by nick the stripper
JULES
Does-he-look-like-a-bitch?!

BRETT
(in agony)
No.

JULES
Then why did you try to f**k 'im
like a bitch?!

BRETT
(in spasm)
I didn't.

Now in a lower voice.

JULES
Yes ya did Brett. Ya tried ta f**k
'im. You ever read the Bible,
Brett?

BRETT
(in spasm)
Yes.

JULES
There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."

The two men EMPTY their guns at the same time on the sitting
Brett.

When they are finished, the bullet-ridden carcass just sits
there for a moment, then TOPPLES over.

All is quiet. :von:
Best scene in the movie.

oh, by the way, happy birthday Andy. *ducks*

Posted: 24 Sep 2005, 20:30
by scotty
or a Whizzkid stylee double Birthday wish effort!!!!!!!!

Posted: 24 Sep 2005, 21:45
by Andie
tight pants eh James?...i'll gie ya tight pants! :wink:

thanx Johnny your cash is in the envelope marked SWALK :kiss:

scotty just wait a minute...one B'day message is WAY to much...Two would fcuking kill me :lol:

thanx nick...tis indeed the best scene :notworthy: ...shame it's cut down from the original as written by QT

canon docre...where's the :grouphug: smilie when you really need one... :wink:

MadameButterfly Ma Baker...you've made me feel even older now...i've got Boney (effing) M now playing in myheadspace...

please...anyone else...feel free to abuse me...i can take it...


just don't be expecting a personal reply... 8)

Posted: 24 Sep 2005, 22:16
by James Blast
I think I need to 'huv a wurd wi yew, yah Edinge Fud!'
how does 7-9 Oktober, Leeds sound?

broon sauce oan chips, well I nivir :twisted:

Posted: 24 Sep 2005, 22:18
by emilystrange
ummm.. *waves at andi*

Posted: 24 Sep 2005, 22:21
by scotty
James Blast wrote:
broon sauce oan chips, well I nivir :twisted:
You can get it on yer chips in Glesga these days,I guess some of US are trend setters and some of YOOZ are just trend followers :innocent: :lol:

Posted: 24 Sep 2005, 22:32
by Andie
James Blast wrote:I think I need to 'huv a wurd wi yew, yah Edinge Fud!'
how does 7-9 Oktober, Leeds sound?

broon sauce oan chips, well I nivir :twisted:
no can do the Oktoberfest this time :cry:

to many different and intresting....ach...it's the better half's birthday around then...and she's not one for turning!

Posted: 24 Sep 2005, 22:33
by Andie
emilystrange wrote:ummm.. *waves at andi*
thanx Ems :kiss:

Posted: 24 Sep 2005, 22:34
by James Blast
right back atcha Keith, I will confess to huving hud 'the broon sauce' oan ma chips as far back as 1970 :oops:
deee-lish!

Posted: 24 Sep 2005, 22:36
by James Blast
No Andie, No HL meat.....

<------major disappointment :(

Posted: 24 Sep 2005, 22:40
by Andie
James Blast wrote:No Andie, No HL meat.....

<------major disappointment :(

is it me...or does that read/sound very pornographic?...


"Meet" just doesn't look right there tho...

Posted: 24 Sep 2005, 22:52
by James Blast
I like you...

Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 14:41
by Mrs RicheyJames
This forum gets worse <sighs>.