OK, what is she looking at?
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 19:25
caption competition, prizes may be awarded
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Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 19:27
a big spider oan the ceiling
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 19:38
DerekR wrote:a big spider oan the ceiling
Big spiders on the ceiling are one of reasons why I hate the countryside.
You go to the bathroom and there's a massive spider scuttling around in the bath.
You decide to flush the spider down the plug hole and turn on the cold tap and a mosquito flies out of the end of the tap as the water starts to flow.
The spider is not going without a fight so you have to make tsunami waves by thrashing your hand in the water at the other end of the bath. Job done, plug placed to prevent a re-entry.
You reach for the hot tap, a big bastard moths flies out from behind it. quite frankly it s**t you up more than the spider.
Nice relaxing bath on the go, you survey the surroundings and count 4 daddylonglegs camped down in various parts of the room, and you've only left the window open for a couple of hours ffs.
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 19:40
competition
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 19:43
That sounds like an accurate description of the insect life chez moi and I live in the suburbs.
As for the caption, she's obviously Watching the Skies, as per Herr Fuhrer's rank around the time of a certain Celebrity Plane Crash gig
As for the caption, she's obviously Watching the Skies, as per Herr Fuhrer's rank around the time of a certain Celebrity Plane Crash gig
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 19:52
How big is she?
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 19:56
I think she's posing"Anne-Marie"style in the hope me & the whizzkid will use boudicca as our avatar instead 
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 20:27
- another victim swinging gently from the gallows.
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 20:29
...spiders from Mars 
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 20:41
she's basking in the glory shining from tim, obviously
Re: OK, what is she looking at?
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 20:44
James Blast wrote:caption competition, prizes may be awarded
Oh my f**king god, why is the world full of knobheads?
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 20:47
so far the Birthday boy is out in front
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 21:43
"Seconds before launching into a chorus of "Hey now now", Miss Morrison wonders WHEN she'll get paid..."
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 21:45
planetdave is, for meJames Blast wrote:so far the Birthday boy is out in front
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 22:09
Me too Em.emilystrange wrote:planetdave is, for meJames Blast wrote:so far the Birthday boy is out in front
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 22:15
Dark wrote:"Seconds before launching into a chorus of "Hey now now", Miss Morrison wonders WHEN she'll get paid..."
:lol::notworthy:To paraphrase Mr Eldritch:
The first are last,
The best get fired,
And the cheque is yet to come...
I'll get my coat
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 22:19
Motz wrote:Dark wrote:"Seconds before launching into a chorus of "Hey now now", Miss Morrison wonders WHEN she'll get paid..."
To paraphrase Mr Edlritch:
The first are last,
The best get fired,
And the cheque is yet to come...
I'll get my coat
the door to spell check is this a-way Mr Edlritch
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 22:34
Oops
I spelt cheque the American way the first time, went back to change it and neglected an absolutely horrible typo. Wonderful
On topic, maybe a jab at British weather and the glare in the photo?
"Bloody Hell! Sunshine!"
I spelt cheque the American way the first time, went back to change it and neglected an absolutely horrible typo. Wonderful
On topic, maybe a jab at British weather and the glare in the photo?
"Bloody Hell! Sunshine!"
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 22:38
Isn't it just resigned wistful thinking?
I have to stop being Sitting Pretty In Bearsden and go and mix with the sweaty, fiithy, working class oiks in Leeds?
Including Poor Bastard From Peterborough.
I have to stop being Sitting Pretty In Bearsden and go and mix with the sweaty, fiithy, working class oiks in Leeds?
Including Poor Bastard From Peterborough.
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 22:40
see above
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 22:40
No, no. That would be ooops past my bedtime I'm going to die.Motz wrote: "Bloody Hell! Sunshine!"
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 22:42
Johnny M wrote:No, no. That would be ooops past my bedtime I'm going to die.Motz wrote: "Bloody Hell! Sunshine!"
beat me to it...typical
Posted: 25 Sep 2005, 22:46
I've done my homework, packed my bag and brushed my teeth. Would you deny me my ten minutes of Heartland before nodding off?Johnny M wrote:No, no. That would be ooops past my bedtime I'm going to die.Motz wrote: "Bloody Hell! Sunshine!"
Besides, who're you going to tell? "Your mate Paul" is fast asleep
Posted: 26 Sep 2005, 02:23
she's obviously gazing in wrapt admiration at her own reflection in the kinky sex-mirror on her ceiling.
Posted: 26 Sep 2005, 11:32
I do not believe this...Yet for some reason I felt a strange chill when I saw the topic title... just knew...
I like Planet Dave's best.
Obviousman wrote:How big is she?
5'5'' sans chausseurs, not friendly with the 7 stone mark (though you lot do everything in metric don't you?) - details end here!!