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As there are thirty odd of us going to be in Leeds next week,I was wondering what the collective noun for a group of Heartlanders would be?,a "Gaggle",a "murder",an "Eldrich" perhaps?,suggestions......
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a bore
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a cacophony of heartlanders?
...mmmmmmmmmMMMMMM!....
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a select gathering of fine minds and bodies

(mix and match nouns)
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it is (quite obviously) a forum of Heartlanders
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A trash-bin of Heartlanders.

Will be by the end, anyway! :lol:
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A Flood
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A line of Heartlanders.

Long and white.
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A big drunken mess of Heartlanders
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RicheyJames wrote:a bore
sadly 'tis true :innocent:

what could be more boring than a flood of heartlanders sitting around listening to soggy goff from back in the day when most of them were still at school :wink: :lol: :innocent:

damn...did i type that out loud? :twisted:
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you're not coming then?
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emilystrange wrote:you're not coming then?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

that would be fun...i may have a warped sence of humour and a intense dislike of goff gatherings...but a gathering of goffs (and non goffs :wink: ) coupled with most of them being diehard TSOM fans (who are not a GoTh band) just makes it all seem sooo worthwhile

not my cup of tea Emms...

by the way...heard the new Darkness single today...not bad!...needs a few listenings tho
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i know... sitar solos a bonus.

nice one, releasing a song about snorting white powder into the midst of the kate/pete debacle. hee
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you are HL no.1 tart Andie!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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James Blast wrote:you are HL no.1 tart Andie!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
do you think Quiffywill change my designation?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Burn wrote:
James Blast wrote:you are HL no.1 tart Andie!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
do you think Quiffywill change my designation?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
only when you remember your name is Andy :lol:
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i'm not completely taken in. he didn't give me any nice photos.
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James Blast wrote:
Burn wrote:
James Blast wrote:you are HL no.1 tart Andie!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
do you think Quiffywill change my designation?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
only when you remember your name is Andy :lol:
yes...and no

i like to confuse the sexual orinetiation of the name...

tart is very very approiate :wink: :lol:
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very appropriate that misspelling :roll:

Ems! stop this now.
Miss, please....


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emilystrange wrote:i'm not completely taken in. he didn't give me any nice photos.
i'm not a pretty picture... :wink: :lol: :twisted:
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he's right, there :roll:
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