Heartland

I guess that there are a few germans around here.
Also outet euch!
Ich komme aus Essen.

Essen fur mich, oder?

wilcome Mr.mercy

Bah. Werden wir immer Deutsch sprechen? Dass werdet spass machen...

Ich denke nicht

I will now stop before I make a fool of myself, though I fear that it may be too late

Ah, fun, I'll be able to go into Jean-Marie Pfaff mode again

Ist das ein beitchen loik hier dann fur jüllie deutschers?

Und was esst du, bratwurst mit sauerkraut, oder?

Nein, ich aß Kinder.

I am a Bin liner

Dark wrote:Nein, ich aß Kinder.

Schokolade

Dark wrote:Nein, ich aß Kinder.

I'm sure there's an innuendo in there

You wouldn't believe the reaction when we were told to pronounce that.

Ich aß = ich arse
Wir aßen = veer arsen (about)

Mind, we also had a smirk or two at "ich ging".
Many Germans tend to avoid speaking in the imperfect. Though, since this is ASCII, screw that.

Lieselotte hat ihre bein gebrochen when she skilauft into a tannenbaum. With Lumpi.

Willkommen.

SAUSAGE, EGG AND CHIPS!!! [/stereotype brit tourist]

...hello!

Arseholes,bastards,f**king c**t....and pricks(Ian Dury)
Heartlick wellcome im Deutchländ!

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:SAUSAGE, EGG AND CHIPS!!! [/stereotype brit tourist]

...hello!

Hmmm.... bratwurste!

The hovering variety

We've been there, done that though...


Welcome

Hello!

Lovely language. A friend's Mum teaches it, might sign up for some lessons. It'd be nice to speak something other than slurred English.

Enjoy the place! Will you be popping in this weekend?

Nina-99 red baloons with German accent,hairy pits & my teenage hormones was as far as I got with German at School
<coat,i know

scotty wrote:Nina-99 red baloons with German accent,hairy pits & my teenage hormones was as far as I got with German at School
<coat,i know

Sehr nahe dran:

Nina?

that's the one . i'm with scotty on this one -she was hot (especially with the armpit hair for some reason )

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:that's the one . i'm with scotty on this one -she was hot (especially with the armpit hair for some reason )

you couldn't have forgotten about X-Mal Deutschland?...could you?!

Burn wrote:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:that's the one . i'm with scotty on this one -she was hot (especially with the armpit hair for some reason )

you couldn't have forgotten about X-Mal Deutschland?...could you?!

Or Souxie in "Dear Prudence"

scotty wrote:

Burn wrote:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:that's the one . i'm with scotty on this one -she was hot (especially with the armpit hair for some reason )

you couldn't have forgotten about X-Mal Deutschland?...could you?!

Or Souxie in "Dear Prudence"

and the blonde one in Bay Watch

but i'll say no more about the "Hoff" and Germany...infact i think i've said to much already

Dark wrote:Mind, we also had a smirk or two at "ich ging".

Surely comments about temperature and humidity are better received?

Ich bin hier alein.

andymackem wrote:Ich bin hier alein.

allein.

You could take a bit more effort in reading QBs nice little quotes on the top left of this site.