Heartland

http://www.nato.int/docu/pub-form.htm

Order one of everything!

Every bit of postage is less spent on weapons!



And yes, I have already ordered one of everything!

And that's all for free ?

Good stuff

Yup....

My walls will be festooned with Nato maps, wall charts and periodic tables (wtf!?!??!!!)

Periodic table is that chemistry thingy with all the elements in it... Mendeljev, or what's that Russian bloke's name...

Obviousman wrote:Periodic table is that chemistry thingy with all the elements in it... Mendeljev, or what's that Russian bloke's name...

Lol.. nah, I was more referring the wtf as to why the blinking flip NATO would have a periodic table on offer??!?

Not that they would want to be encouraging home chemists at all now, would they!

Why not, you can do fascinating things like building A-bo... Ah, no I see what you mean

I'm quite curious about 'Combatting Terrorism at Sea'. I can imagine Bin Laden dressed up as Long John Silver, with an eye patch and parrot on his shoulder...

miss the clicky and then to follow the thread....


....make love instead...

Fuckin' Huzzah!

I've been looking for things to practice my pathetic Russian skills on for ages, I can't imagine anything better than Nato reports on Afghanistan!

Cheers boss.

So how many of you have put down Heartland on the 'Where did you hear about us?' option?

Poor Quiffy will be getting a visit from some sinister men within the week.

I was hoping for some NATO furry dice for my amoured car but they must have sold out. What's wrong with a sticker saying 'My other car's pounding Iraq into liberation'? I fear for the future of the Western world if we can't provide such basic visual gags for our people.

Just don't say you got it off me..

I don't want my nom de guerre being added as an Eschelon keyword..





Gott goes off to find a shiny new tinfoil hat......

i don't understand. why would i want to stop war? there is little enough worth watching on the idiot box as it is and the yanks' too infrequent firework displays are a televisual highlight of any year.

RicheyJames wrote:i don't understand. why would i want to stop war? there is little enough worth watching on the idiot box as it is and the yanks' too infrequent firework displays are a televisual highlight of any year.

Stale bait, sir. You'll barely get a bite with that, I fear.

MrChris wrote:I'm quite curious about 'Combatting Terrorism at Sea'. I can imagine Bin Laden dressed up as Long John Silver, with an eye patch and parrot on his shoulder...

Um, surely Abu Hamza al-Masri would be better for that particular job? Arrr.

smiscandlon wrote:

MrChris wrote:I'm quite curious about 'Combatting Terrorism at Sea'. I can imagine Bin Laden dressed up as Long John Silver, with an eye patch and parrot on his shoulder...

Um, surely Abu Hamza al-Masri would be better for that particular job? Arrr.

Urf. I'd prefer Johnny Depp anytime.

canon docre wrote:

smiscandlon wrote:

MrChris wrote:I'm quite curious about 'Combatting Terrorism at Sea'. I can imagine Bin Laden dressed up as Long John Silver, with an eye patch and parrot on his shoulder...

Um, surely Abu Hamza al-Masri would be better for that particular job? Arrr.

Urf. I'd prefer Johnny Depp anytime.

Me too!

I'll third the Johnny Depp way of thinking...

Anyone actually received anything through the post yet

Perhaps the documents are delivered by Cruise