Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
If you read last week's City Paper, or have spent more than 15 seconds with Johnny over the last week and a half, you know that he was awarded "Best Dolphin Trainer Turned Quizmaster" by the good people at that fine publication. Therefore, he has been invited to a winner's reception at Metro Lounge next Thursday. Now, Johnny needs a classy, beautiful date for that reception. If you can handle sharing the spotlight with an egomaniacal international megastar, please send Johnny a photo and an explanation of why you deserve to be Johnny's guest to this highly prestigious event.
I await my PM inbox to go into meltdown ...
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M
Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
Keep those post/PMs coming in laydeez but as an aside don't forget ...
Hire Johnny
"Looking to spice up your party? Johnny is here to help. Be sure to contact Johnny to get more info if you or your company might be interested in having a quizzo. It's affordable and it's fun. Also, if you have a company dolphin, Johnny can train it a few new tricks. Just let him know."
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M
Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
MrChris wrote:In your spare time, Johnny, are you available to give advice on selecting successfully Fantasy Football teams?
Just wondering...
Excuse me gentlemen but I'll have you know that I've risen from the dizzy heights of 6th to the dizzy heights of ...umm ...5th. Slowly, slowly catch ye monkey.
And you only posted that comment MrChris to make me go and look at the league table.
Bloody attention seekers ...
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M
Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]