Johnny Needs Date To Winner's Reception!

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Johnny M
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Johnny Needs Date To Winner's Reception!

If you read last week's City Paper, or have spent more than 15 seconds with Johnny over the last week and a half, you know that he was awarded "Best Dolphin Trainer Turned Quizmaster" :eek: by the good people at that fine publication. Therefore, he has been invited to a winner's reception at Metro Lounge next Thursday. Now, Johnny needs a classy, beautiful date for that reception. If you can handle sharing the spotlight with an egomaniacal international megastar, please send Johnny a photo and an explanation of why you deserve to be Johnny's guest to this highly prestigious event.

I await my PM inbox to go into meltdown ... :innocent:

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What?

You'll be putting orders in for tinfoil hats soon John.
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Ahem as an extension to the other 'needs' thread. :wink:
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Johnny, you know if it wasn't for the jealous B.F I'd be there armed with plenty of PDL.........

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:oops: Gotcha.
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Keep those post/PMs coming in laydeez but as an aside don't forget ...

Hire Johnny

"Looking to spice up your party? Johnny is here to help. Be sure to contact Johnny to get more info if you or your company might be interested in having a quizzo. It's affordable and it's fun. Also, if you have a company dolphin, Johnny can train it a few new tricks. Just let him know."

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markfiend wrote::oops: Gotcha.
Dont worry Mark - it got me too for a moment, but I figured Mr M needed a little cheering up at the moment anyway (and some PDL)

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........ :wink:

I think you may have a fight on your hands VNM........
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Maybe ... but I'm sure there's only one clear winner at the moment. :innocent:

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Whatever can you mean? 8)
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Check out the FAQS on the site ...

8. Are you as sexy as you look on the website?
I'm even sexier in person. I was recently voted "Peterborough's Sexiest Bachelor."


9. By who?
Myself. :P


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Settle down now Johnny, it's time for your medication. And boy will we have plenty of that. 8)
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In your spare time, Johnny, are you available to give advice on selecting successfully Fantasy Football teams?

Just wondering...
Chris

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MrChris wrote:In your spare time, Johnny, are you available to give advice on selecting successfully Fantasy Football teams?

Just wondering...
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RicheyJames wrote:
MrChris wrote:In your spare time, Johnny, are you available to give advice on selecting successfully Fantasy Football teams?

Just wondering...
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Excuse me gentlemen but I'll have you know that I've risen from the dizzy heights of 6th to the dizzy heights of ...umm ...5th. Slowly, slowly catch ye monkey. 8)

And you only posted that comment MrChris to make me go and look at the league table. :roll:

Bloody attention seekers ... :innocent:

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Egads, I thought "Winner's Reception" referred to

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Johnny M wrote:Maybe ... but I'm sure there's only one clear winner at the moment. :innocent:

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I consider it already an affront that I wasn't informed about this high-class event beforehand. Do you really think I'm gonna go catfight?

Tsk!
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:
Johnny M wrote:Maybe ... but I'm sure there's only one clear winner at the moment. :innocent:

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I consider it already an affront that I wasn't informed about this high-class event beforehand. Do you really think I'm gonna go catfight?

Tsk!
You know I will. 8) Meeeeowwww!



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