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Heartland Hardnuts
Posted: 11 Oct 2005, 18:45
by Planet Dave
Okay folks, here's the burning question from the weekend.
Hard b&stards both, but one of them has slipped up badly.
Said bottle has been discovered, and it ain't ours.
Whaddya reckon...?
Posted: 11 Oct 2005, 18:48
by DerekR
Lee uses shampoo?
What on earth for?
ergo it must be Johnny's, maybe the kids stuff is gentler on gaping head wounds?
Posted: 11 Oct 2005, 18:50
by Francis
DerekR wrote:maybe the kids stuff is gentler on gaping head wounds?
And receding hairlines.
Posted: 11 Oct 2005, 18:52
by scotty
DerekR wrote:Lee uses shampoo?
What on earth for?
ergo it must be Johnny's, maybe the kids stuff is gentler on gaping head wounds?
It'll be plasters for his head, no' shampoo for the next wee while
Posted: 11 Oct 2005, 20:00
by Brideoffrankenstein
It must be Johnny
Posted: 11 Oct 2005, 20:02
by SomeKindOfStranger
hmm...i used to use the purple one (blackcurrent?). wasnt too bad actually....
Posted: 11 Oct 2005, 20:07
by Andie
Posted: 11 Oct 2005, 20:23
by timsinister
Trouble brewing!
Posted: 11 Oct 2005, 20:58
by Johnny M
Why Dave ran a poll is beyond me.
If he opens the lid and sniffs it and it smells of peaches and melons it's mine. If it smells of extra strong white cider it's Lee's.
Posted: 11 Oct 2005, 21:21
by Planet Dave
Johnny, you
know you love the smell of white cider in the morning.
Posted: 11 Oct 2005, 21:31
by Johnny M
Or is it just the 'fizz' sound as the bottle is opened?
Posted: 12 Oct 2005, 10:19
by Mrs RicheyJames
Gayer.
Posted: 12 Oct 2005, 12:11
by boudicca
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Gayer.
Well, being the citizen of your Planet with the longest and most luxuriant locks, I can say that it wasn't mine (I go for that Herbal Essences, "Totally Organic Experience" stuff
)...
...but Indrek is notable by his absence from this thread!
Posted: 12 Oct 2005, 12:12
by Quiff Boy
more of a sachet than a bottle dave
Posted: 12 Oct 2005, 13:21
by Black Dahlia
Take no notice of them Johnny - I use the cherry almond one - smells divine!
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 00:20
by pikkrong
boudicca wrote:Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Gayer.
Well, being the citizen of your Planet with the longest and most luxuriant locks, I can say that it wasn't mine (I go for that Herbal Essences, "Totally Organic Experience" stuff
)...
...but Indrek is notable by his absence from this thread!
Would you also accuse me in frightening Dave's goldfish?
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 00:25
by boudicca
pikkrong wrote:boudicca wrote:Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Gayer.
Well, being the citizen of your Planet with the longest and most luxuriant locks, I can say that it wasn't mine (I go for that Herbal Essences, "Totally Organic Experience" stuff
)...
...but Indrek is notable by his absence from this thread!
Would you also accuse me in frightening Dave's goldfish?
"Nobody ever asks the goldfish"...
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 09:35
by MadameButterfly
Where is Lee? Know he must have gotten home re the postings after....but since then?
Who has seen him around.....I will have to get a search-party started...
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 09:40
by timsinister
Shouldn't be too hard, just follow the trail of destruction.
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 10:17
by Quiff Boy
he's probably still drooling over his "new" poster
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 10:57
by Planet Dave
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 11:07
by boudicca
I reckon he's gone on retreat...
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 11:43
by MadameButterfly
Well...this just does not make sense....
Lee...if you are *wired* that's fine...so am I.
Please let HL know that you are still breathing.
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 11:47
by DerekR
I reckon Lee's simply catching up on his sleep. Expect to see him in about a fortnight
On second thoughts, I don't think he
does sleep
Posted: 13 Oct 2005, 11:51
by Planet Dave
DerekR wrote: On second thoughts, I don't think he
does sleep
Oh he does. Like a baby.