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I put my cigarettes to the fridge.

The fire alarm went off in my flat on thursday morning at 3.30am and I tried to get dressed to go into the hall downstairs to turn it off and tried to put both legs into the same leg of my trousers.

(There was no fire btw, it was the man in the flat below boiling a kettle )

Sometimes you see and hear things that aren't there, don't you Indrek...

Sometimes you forget which city you're in, and sway around like a drunkard outside A&E...

But by far the stupidest thing you can do when you're tired is NOT TO SLEEP.

One morning I was annoyed about a song in the radio that sounded like an alarm clock. The song finished, the sound was still on. Then I thought 'Ah, typical those neighbours, leaving the alarm clock on whilst on holiday and now that damn thing rings since half an hour...."

... and then I found the bugger in my bedroom

boudicca wrote: Sometimes you forget which city you're in, and sway around like a drunkard outside A&E...

Yeah but you were in good company me dear.

boudicca wrote:But by far the stupidest thing you can do when you're tired is NOT TO SLEEP.

Yep. Got to be up at 6:30am. TFBSZ.

Francis wrote:

boudicca wrote:But by far the stupidest thing you can do when you're tired is NOT TO SLEEP.

Yep. Got to be up at 6:30am. TFBSZ.

At 6:30 I'll just be getting to bed But then I have been at work since 6 last night...

Got up this morning and stepped on a dead mouse that one of the cats had brought in

..... bare feet. Oh why didn't I turn the light on.

Cat wrote:Got up this morning and stepped on a dead mouse that one of the cats had brought in

..... bare feet. Oh why didn't I turn the light on.

mmm nice! I'm trying to decide if that's better or worse than stepping in cat sick with your bare feet I've done that a few times

Well put it this way, I felt physically sick afterwards and then had to clean the carpet and my foot.

Red Bulls all round, then!

So you have to be tired (or drunk) to do stupid things then?

Cat wrote:Well put it this way, I felt physically sick afterwards and then had to clean the carpet and my foot.

Cats eh? you gotta love 'em That mouse was a gift to you, you know?

Obviousman wrote:So you have to be tired (or drunk) to do stupid things then?

Good point!

(And having met the majority of the folk now, I think we can safely say NO! )

In half-waking cold-ridden tiredness this morning I philosophised: if Satre had not popularised existentialism, we would not be gnawed by existential doubt.

Cat wrote:Got up this morning and stepped on a dead mouse that one of the cats had brought in

..... bare feet. Oh why didn't I turn the light on.

Barf!

That's grim.

lazarus corporation wrote:In half-waking cold-ridden tiredness this morning I philosophised: if Satre had not popularised existentialism, we would not be gnawed by existential doubt.

You know, the very same tho't went through my mind this morning aswell

lazarus corporation wrote:In half-waking cold-ridden tiredness this morning I philosophised: if Satre had not popularised existentialism, we would not be gnawed by existential doubt.

Just for you Paul -

The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.

The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.

cheers Dave- that's the first thing that's made me laugh for days.i take back all the p*ss-taking re.scotty's cold -i've been ill as f**k...ya bastards!

I do my best Lee.

Cat has been down with it too, must be serious as obviously when us blokes get it, it is not as serious.

















I'll be sleeping in the car tonight if anyone wants me

In a cardboard box more likely - I've got the car keys

Going for a p!ss in the George at the end of Black Oktober. I should have just stayed on the dance floor with Cat, wet myself and kept asking her what 'Cat' meant?

But hey! Some people went away with badges or posters. I've come away with scars. That makes me a hard b&stard. Kids Loreal peach and melon shampoo permitting of course.

Allegedly.

Cat wrote:Got up this morning and stepped on a dead mouse that one of the cats had brought in

..... bare feet. Oh why didn't I turn the light on.

done that. only it wasn't a whole mouse...

emilystrange wrote:

Cat wrote:Got up this morning and stepped on a dead mouse that one of the cats had brought in

..... bare feet. Oh why didn't I turn the light on.

done that. only it wasn't a whole mouse...

It wasn't a whole mouse after I had stood on it

mmm nice....