Heartland

Posted: **17 Oct 2005, 13:06**

... but I'd feel bad if I didn't share this intriguing opening (ahem) with you.

Link is work safe (unless your systems people would get stroppy about you looking at recruitment sites).

http://www.grapevinejobs.com/index.asp? ... ob_id=9978

Posted: **17 Oct 2005, 13:08**

Official Ogler? Where do I sign?

Posted: **17 Oct 2005, 13:11**

You want to detail your experience for us?

Posted: **17 Oct 2005, 13:15**

Should buy you a few glasses of gin Tim

Posted: **17 Oct 2005, 13:16**

You're going to have competition, Tim. I've already applied

now... how do I age six months in an extremely short period of time

Posted: **17 Oct 2005, 13:20**

nick the stripper wrote: now... how do I age six months in an extremely short period of time

clicky

Posted: **17 Oct 2005, 13:35**

F'ckin'ell I can't get my mouse to click on that clicky!

Posted: **17 Oct 2005, 13:58**

markfiend wrote:F'ckin'ell I can't get my mouse to click on that clicky!

Pay more attention to the screen then instead of checking out the buxom lass across the way.

Posted: **17 Oct 2005, 14:01**

The chicks are the ones who'll need the gin, Ed.

Posted: **17 Oct 2005, 14:52**

...ideally with an understanding of the rules applied to late-night erotica...

Talk about calling a spade a "digging implement"!

Please do not submit CVs if you do not have relevant experience.

Posted: **17 Oct 2005, 15:43**

timsinister wrote:The chicks are the ones who'll need the gin, Ed.

Their's is the large one then?

Posted: **17 Oct 2005, 16:03**

i'm seriously trying to "arrange" my CV to qualify an application...busmans holiday

Posted: **17 Oct 2005, 16:37**

I applied for that job in the Inverness Job Centre, they gave me the details, and said I was to go to Newcastle, I asked "is that where the interview is to be held", "no", the girl replied, "the interview is in Inverness, the end of the queue for the interview's in Newcastle"

I'll get me coat

!.

Posted: **17 Oct 2005, 16:41**

Posted: **17 Oct 2005, 16:56**

scotty wrote:I applied for that job in the Inverness Job Centre, they gave me the details, and said I was to go to Newcastle, I asked "is that where the interview is to be held", "no", the girl replied, "the interview is in Inverness, the end of the queue for the interview's in Newcastle" I'll get me coat !.

D'ye get that one out a cracker, Keith?

Posted: **17 Oct 2005, 16:58**

boudicca wrote:...ideally with an understanding of the rules applied to late-night erotica...

Talk about calling a spade a "digging implement"!

Please do not submit CVs if you do not have relevant experience.

Liked those as wel

And another lame one in the company's profile: Based in Middlesex

Posted: **17 Oct 2005, 17:01**

Obviousman wrote:And another lame one in the company's profile: Based in Middlesex

Oooh, pardon!

Heartland

It's a dirty job ....

It's a dirty job ....