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How dodgy are you?
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 21:18
by Brideoffrankenstein
Just a bit of fun
http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html
Me-
Years in prison: 31.5
Potential fine: £2000
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 21:18
by lazarus corporation
Years in prison: 37
Potential fine: £7000
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 21:19
by Brideoffrankenstein
That was quick!
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 21:23
by emilystrange
Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £7000
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 21:24
by Debaser
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 83 Potential fine: £7000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
CRIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have allowed a boy under ten to look at a naked shop dummy!!! I am yet to shoot anyone with a bow and arrow BUT am really encouraged to know that if I chose to - I could shoot a Welshman within the city walls of Chester...and I can shoot a Scotsman in York but not on a Sunday
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 21:26
by Obviousman
'In York, excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow'
And sticking a stamp upside down is treason
Decapitation for masturbation, fishing on Sundays illegal in Scotland...
Oh, there are so many funny rules throughout the world
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000
I'm too good for this world
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 21:28
by CorpPunk
Debaser wrote:Years in prison: 83
Damn girl, who'd you kill?
I've got 36 years in prison but only a £2000 fine. I'd rather do the time than pay the fine.
And I've always considered myself a nice girl.
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 21:29
by Debaser
I've been about a bit.....
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 21:31
by missus scotty
Years in prison 37, Potential fine £7000
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 21:36
by Big Si
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 28 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 21:38
by Debaser
OI...what the hell have I done to deserve the 83 years? You lot are all far to god-fearing and clean
Damn you
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 21:39
by Debaser
I bet it was that mince pie eating incident of 1985....
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 21:42
by Johnny M
As you would have expected ...
Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:
Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the
death penalty!
Too many 'yes' answers I guess.
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 21:52
by scotty
104 years in the klink and £7000 fine, is that bad then
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 21:52
by CorpPunk
Johnny M wrote:As you would have expected ...
Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:
Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the
death penalty!
Too many 'yes' answers I guess.
My mom said I'm not allowed to play with you anymore.
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 22:00
by boudicca
0 years in prison, £2000 possible fine...
I can't have been doing it right - the quiz... or life....
Note to self - do something illegal tomorrow.
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 22:01
by Planet Dave
Years in prison: 61 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Small fry compared to some of you. Johnny.
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 22:03
by Brideoffrankenstein
boudicca wrote:Note to self - do something illegal tomorrow.
Yeah download some music off Soulseek, burn it onto CD, post it to me - but put the stamp on
upside-down - Um!
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 22:04
by boudicca
Planet Dave wrote:Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Oh yeah, I got that...
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 22:09
by Johnny M
CorpPunk wrote: My mom said I'm not allowed to play with you anymore.
Tell your mom I never fish on a sunday. That should swing it.
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 22:19
by nick the stripper
Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 93.5 Potential fine: £2000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 22:21
by smiscandlon
Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:
Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £2000
The second lowest score on this forum so far.
Only
boudicca is squarer than me.
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 22:24
by DerekR
"Years in prison: 27.5 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! "
Ah didnae dae it guv!
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 22:27
by Brideoffrankenstein
I want to know what you lot who got the Death Penalty have done
Posted: 17 Oct 2005, 22:28
by DerekR
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I want to know what you lot who got the Death Penalty have done
Trust me, you don't
