Interesting concept, but...
Posted: 20 Oct 2005, 12:40
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/20102005/344/a ... s-god.html
...it'll never work
Been watching too much Billy Connolly?
...it'll never work
Been watching too much Billy Connolly?
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Posted: 20 Oct 2005, 13:22
Maybe he scared Him and gets His help now
Posted: 20 Oct 2005, 14:24
Somebody's missed the point!
Bloody hell, if Christianity was that cushty, wouldn't everyone be doing it?
Bloody hell, if Christianity was that cushty, wouldn't everyone be doing it?
Posted: 20 Oct 2005, 14:33
"God even claimed and received from me various goods..." 
Posted: 20 Oct 2005, 15:09
which as supreme being and creator of all existence he wouldn't have been able to get for himself...Driven wrote:"God even claimed and received from me various goods..."
Posted: 20 Oct 2005, 15:17
sacrifice?
Posted: 20 Oct 2005, 15:21
I saw this very story in a true-life movie once. 
Posted: 20 Oct 2005, 15:22
Would prayer count? Time spent in worship?
Posted: 20 Oct 2005, 16:02
at the end of the day this sad individual hasnt learnt his lesson has he? i mean hes already in prison so it's not as if hes playing the looney card as part of his defence -he's taking action against god in all seriousness! if the evidence of his abandonment isn't enough to destroy his faith then he'll have to wait until they can sort it out in person, wont he...
if the evidence of his abandonment isn't enough to destroy his faith then he'll have to wait until they can sort it out in person, wont he...Posted: 20 Oct 2005, 17:19
How sad can one be, still some people really make me laugh out loud (very loud actually)
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 06:46
And now Lucifer gets it allDriven wrote:"God even claimed and received from me various goods..."
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 09:04
How can they not subpoena God? Everyone knows where he lives.
Anyway, the Supreme Entity has a s**t-hot legal team, it simply wouldn't be worth the effort. A million laywers on a million typewriters could conceivably absolve Our Lord of every crime committed in His name...
Anyway, the Supreme Entity has a s**t-hot legal team, it simply wouldn't be worth the effort. A million laywers on a million typewriters could conceivably absolve Our Lord of every crime committed in His name...
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 09:59
Bollocks! All the lawyers are in hell!
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 13:27
And if he's omnipresent, there's no excuse for him not turning up for court...timsinister wrote:How can they not subpoena God? Everyone knows where he lives.
*little drum and cymbal business*
I thank you!
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 13:28
Oh dearboudicca wrote:And if he's omnipresent, there's no excuse for him not turning up for court...timsinister wrote:How can they not subpoena God? Everyone knows where he lives.
*little drum and cymbal business*
I thank you!
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 13:31
I think the phrase you were looking for is B-dum-tshhh
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 13:35
A loud raspberry would do
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 17:58
If he was more clever he might use that as an excuse.Quiff Boy wrote:sacrifice?
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 18:44
I would like to sue The Bible for inciting hatred.
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 18:45
Well I'm looking into suing the legal system for inciting frivellous lawsuits, so there 
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 19:23
markfiend wrote:I think the phrase you were looking for is B-dum-tshhh
Thankyew Mark.Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 22:26
Two drums and a cymbal falling out of a window?
Only Marky could phonetically correct a comedy sound-effect. You get a medal, and a restraining order.
Only Marky could phonetically correct a comedy sound-effect. You get a medal, and a restraining order.