Happy Birthday Mr.Chris

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eastmidswhizzkid
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May i be the first to wish you a very happy birthday? i can?...thank you:-
Have a wicked birthday dude! 8)
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Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday 8)
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happy birthday!
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Happy Birthday ^_^
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Happy Birthday! :D
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glückwünsch :notworthy:
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Best wishes old chap!
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Best wishes from over here too.
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Happy, and indeed, Birthday. :D
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Happy Birthday and many many more! :D
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Happy B-Day! 8)
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Happy Birthday :D
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Happy birhday!.
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Happy Birthday.
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Aaaah. 32 today, you know. Gawd.

My employers' idea of a birthday treat was making me do a 9:00 lecture. My family, thankfully, have better ideas, so it's a meal out and a ticket to The Curse of the Were-Rabbit for me.

Oh, and a nice pair of sheepskin slippers.
Chris

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HBD Chris.
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Happy birthday Mr Whippersnapper. :notworthy:
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Aye enjoy the rabbits :twisted:
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arra best!
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Whoops, sorry I'm (a bit) late! Hope it was tops. 8)
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