Offensive & Deadly Weapons at Gigs

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Last night at the New Model Army gig in Glasgow, Andrew S was denied access to The Garage, he was found to have in his possession the most deadly of deadly and offensive weapons.....A packet of Quavers :urff: , he was turned away at the door after being "frisked", remember, we were in Glasgow!, to add insult to injury, when arriving at the top of the stairs next to the merchandise stand, what did I find?..... a "Crisp" machine :eek: .
Also after an extensive search of her bag, Mrs Scotty had an item confiscated, was it a Knife?...no, was it a "Shooter"?....no, was Heroin wrapped up into "fiver" bags with needles and syringes?....no, it was a Tangerine :eek: :lol: .
What the f**k?.
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WHAT?

Did Andrew not get in at all then?
Only a paand.
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:WHAT?

Did Andrew not get in at all then?
Aye, he got in, but not before standing outside and eating his "weaponry"!.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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perhaps the band are allergic
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Quavers are not very rock and roll and neither is a Tangerine.

That is why they were turned away.

They're lucky they wern't flogged!
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Ed Rhombus wrote:Quavers are not very rock and roll and neither is a Tangerine.

That is why they were turned away.

They're lucky they wern't flogged!
:lol: :notworthy: :lol:

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I got into several gigs with an offensive haircut.
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would you try and stop the Mrs variety?
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Mrs Snowey has just said that the "doormen" at the basement would let anyone in with anything......then added "you got in with your undercrackers" :eek: :lol:

And NO I wouldn't stop MRS RJ either. :lol:
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timsinister wrote:The security at The Bassment were too afraid to apprehend those Weapons of Mass Destruction - the RicheyJames.
And yet they were happy to 'have a word' with my mate Matt. Fool for turning up in an orange Rammstein top (I mean, would you?). Still let him in though. :lol:
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well it jist serves ye right fir goin tae a New Medical Army gig

and to come over all markfiend like : cheese flavoured 'snacks' contain animal extracts, whereas chicken flavoured ones don't
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All this it makes me amazed that artists can still take their instruments inside :lol:
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I once went to a gig with an extremely offensive girl friend. She was the psycotic bitch from hell. It was the only way I could think to get rid of her so I timed it to perfection in the queue and deliberately wound her up. Confident that she would go nuclear and be be refused entry as the doormen observed her irrational, aggressive behaviour. She went ape-s**t, ballistic as planned but when all five foot of this raging, seething mass of humanity confronted the two 20 stone bouncers on the door?

"In you go luv ..."

She was scary. I still can't remember where I buried her. :innocent:
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under the patio
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Definitely not! I remember it was around the time of the Brookside Trevor Jordache storyline. And Sinbad never layed my patio.

Hmm, maybe I should check the freezer cabinet in the basement ...
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it's probably a bit late now..
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I need to know if you 'slapped her on the patio'?

just one of my things
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It's just a question of defrosting next summer. HL Bar-B-Que at mine? Obviously veggies and non-cannibals are excused. 8)
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James Blast wrote:I need to know if you 'slapped her on the patio'?

just one of my things
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English please James. :wink:

I do the totally incomprehensible one-liners
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With all the friends you made at the NHS, can't they just cart away the exes? :wink:

I can't believe I'm still upright and breathing seven hours after my last comment.
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Johnny M wrote:I do the totally incomprehensible one-liners
"Johnny come lately, there's a new kid in town
everybody loves..... "
gives up, too tired
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timsinister wrote:With all the friends you made at the NHS, can't they just cart away the exes? :wink:

I can't believe I'm still upright and breathing seven hours after my last comment.
That's my protege. You're learning. Once you learn to stop sleeping and you're called 'Count' you've arrived. 8) :von:
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Johnny M wrote:
timsinister wrote:With all the friends you made at the NHS, can't they just cart away the exes? :wink:

I can't believe I'm still upright and breathing seven hours after my last comment.
That's my protege. You're learning. Once you learn to stop sleeping and you're called 'Count' you've arrived. 8) :von:
He's done that already hasn't he?
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