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A new limousine service in Glasgow for Goths! :roll:


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Erudite wrote:A new limousine service in Glasgow for Goths! :roll:


http://www.the-hearse.co.uk/index.htm
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wrote:The hirer will be fully responsible for the following:

No smoking in the vehicle.
A clean-up charge for spillage inside the vehicle.
A charge for broken glass.
No illegal drugs in the limo at any time.
Bollocks tae that then!
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James Blast wrote:
wrote:The hirer will be fully responsible for the following:

No smoking in the vehicle.
A clean-up charge for spillage inside the vehicle.
A charge for broken glass.
No illegal drugs in the limo at any time.
Bollocks tae that then!
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Erudite wrote:A new limousine service in Glasgow for Goths! :roll:


http://www.the-hearse.co.uk/index.htm
Tacky or not I like it! It beats the crap of these flattened looking white efforts that are ten-a-penny on Glasgow's streets.

And I've just bookmarked the site for future reference. :innocent:
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I've always preferred Shanks's Pony myself.
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Reminded me of these things I saw at an American Car Swapmeet some time ago:

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Though admittedly the 1K sound system does sound quite tempting...


But playing banging techno out the back of a hearse might be a bit confusing for the Glasgae goth types though... :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:Reminded me of these things I saw at an American Car Swapmeet some time ago:

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Don't suppose the 1959 on the registration plate has anything to do with our fearless leader's back catalogue? ;)
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Motz wrote:Don't suppose the 1959 on the registration plate has anything to do with our fearless leader's back catalogue? ;)
Nah, it's a 1959 Cadillac :lol:

Think they had it in black too, but that one was still boxed... Completely mad though, a model with coffin included :lol:
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Andrew S wrote:these flattened looking white efforts that are ten-a-penny on Glasgow's streets.
There's a stretch Humm-Vee in Leeds.

VIZ profanisaurus word for stretch limo: Proles' Royce
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Andrew S wrote:these flattened looking white efforts that are ten-a-penny on Glasgow's streets.
There's a stretch Humm-Vee in Leeds.
OOOh I've seen that. Fair made me and Gaz chuckle.
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Andrew S wrote:these flattened looking white efforts that are ten-a-penny on Glasgow's streets.
There's a stretch Humm-Vee in Leeds.

VIZ profanisaurus word for stretch limo: Proles' Royce
Its the same in the grand old streets of London..

I think if I had money I'd probably drive around in something a bit more unassuming..

I mean the people that hire such things aren't even Nouveau Riche!

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Oh dear. :roll: Limos seem to be quite the thing at the moment. I see them all the time on a Friday or Saturday night, usually with a chavete in the back shouting something at one.
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Debaser wrote:
markfiend wrote:
Andrew S wrote:these flattened looking white efforts that are ten-a-penny on Glasgow's streets.
There's a stretch Humm-Vee in Leeds.
OOOh I've seen that. Fair made me and Gaz chuckle.
Up by Glasgow Central Station I once saw a stretch limo pull out and hit another car.

It made me laff out loud (well I was a wanky socialist student at the time).
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I've been in the back of a hearse - a real one used for funerals 8)
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top that! you're all goth wannabe's compared to BoF. :lol:
glad they realised their mistake before they planted you,Libby!
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I've been in the back of a hearse - a real one used for funerals 8)
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I've been in the back of a hearse - a real one used for funerals 8)
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

You know these old hearses come quite cheap... Saw one in an advert some time ago for about 2000 euros, and that included a second one for the parts :lol:

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I was actually going 10 pin bowling believe it or not :innocent:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I was actually going 10 pin bowling believe it or not :innocent:
stop now Libby it can only get worse...
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