Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Well you'll all be pleased to know that the head healed nicely. No more hair matted with dried blood and glue. Though I will have a scar which at my time of life just adds character. I think.
Planning ahead for Leeds 2006, I propose to wear a crash helmet at all times and only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe.
Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M
Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
Johnny M wrote:Well you'll all be pleased to know that the head healed nicely. No more hair matted with dried blood and glue. Though I will have a scar which at my time of life just adds character. I think.
Planning ahead for Leeds 2006, I propose to wear a crash helmet at all times and only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe.
Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.
I doubt you'll be safe in the ladies Johnny - as well as condom machines there tends to be tampon machines as well
Johnny M wrote:Well you'll all be pleased to know that the head healed nicely. No more hair matted with dried blood and glue. Though I will have a scar which at my time of life just adds character. I think.
Planning ahead for Leeds 2006, I propose to wear a crash helmet at all times and only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe.
Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.
I doubt you'll be safe in the ladies Johnny - as well as condom machines there tends to be tampon machines as well
ahhh but i can see his logic...ladies toilets don't get as much p*ss on the floor as blokes do
not that i know this from experience or anything
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
You can see my logic here Andie but Cat speaks from experience as a member of the 'demure' HL laydeez club (read animals) so maybe I'll wear some wellies as well so as I can wade through to a cubicle.
On the plus side, wearing a full face crash helmet means that anyone attempting to kiss me gets concussed and/or stitches.
But I promise I will come to the aftershow HL A&E party. If only to stop Tim getting arrested. Lee, you get the night off.
PS: Tim, after posting the pic and your comment, which South American country have to gone to hide in? And after my first para, can I come with you?
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M
Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
Having finally met you dear Claire, I would love to take you to a Beefeater. If only for the moment when the waitress asks "how would you like your steak, madam. Rare, medium, well done ... or through the heart?"
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M
Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]