Smell Of Female

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Johnny M
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"This one's for all you Gucci bag carriers out there ..."

Or is it?

I'd run out of "He Man" antiperspirant tonight so in desperation searched the cupboards. Hmm, Sure 'Cotton Soft' which was a left-over from the estranged wife. I smell like a girl. Really.

Amidst my search I discovered various articles of lingerie. Yep, it's so unrestrictive to wear. Smell of female? I smell like a girl. I am female.

Heartland is a broad church. We welcome anyone, irrespective of age, gender, creed, religion or colour. Or attire (hopefully).

I am free. Smell Of Female? You bet.

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Johnny M wrote: Heartland is a broad church.
Rather luckily for you, I think.. :eek:
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:eek: I must say, I'm quite stunned about the recent developments you took, Jo.

But nevertheless a warm welcome to the new girl in town. :P
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Why did the image of South Park's Mrs Garrison pop into my head?
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Did you make an appointment for the operation yet :?:

Don't forget to get hair implants as well, baldy women never were a great succes :innocent: :lol:
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Hmm... reminds me of the supposed 'odour free' deoderant that an ex of my had..

Used it a couple of times and ended up feeling very androgenous for the rest of the day... :kiss:
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hallucienate wrote:Why did the image of South Park's Mrs Garrison pop into my head?
Why did an image of Barbara from Royston Vasey pop into my head?
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Planet Dave wrote:
hallucienate wrote:Why did the image of South Park's Mrs Garrison pop into my head?
Why did an image of Barbara from Royston Vasey pop into my head?
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: nipples like bullets :lol: :lol:
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Gottdammerung wrote:Used it a couple of times and ended up feeling very androgenous for the rest of the day... :kiss:
was it like 1982 all over again? :lol:
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hallucienate wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:
hallucienate wrote:Why did the image of South Park's Mrs Garrison pop into my head?
Why did an image of Barbara from Royston Vasey pop into my head?
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: nipples like bullets :lol: :lol:
My bed was like a butchers slab. :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Gottdammerung wrote:Used it a couple of times and ended up feeling very androgenous for the rest of the day... :kiss:
was it like 1982 all over again? :lol:
More like Singapore 59! :wink:
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I can't way to see how gets out of this one. :innocent:
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By begging for the thread to be trashed? :lol:
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markfiend wrote:By begging for the thread to be trashed? :lol:
and I'm sure the mods will take the appropriate course of inaction :innocent:
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shame rosalie's not around anymore...they could form their own support group... :innocent: :twisted: .
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hallucienate wrote:
markfiend wrote:By begging for the thread to be trashed? :lol:
and I'm sure the mods will take the appropriate course of inaction :innocent:
should i make the thread a "sticky"? :lol:

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Quiff Boy wrote: should i make the thread a "sticky"? :lol:
:lol: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :lol:

Whatever floats yer boat, QB. :lol:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:shame rosalie's not around anymore...they could form their own support group... :innocent: :twisted: .
Don't Lee, you'll INKVOKE her! :eek: :lol:

I think hir *ahem* condition can be traced back to one specific trauma. He/she wants to use the ladies' powder room in future, due to a deep-seated phobia of puddles of p*ss on the floor.... :innocent: ;D
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boudicca wrote:
Don't Lee, you'll INKVOKE her! :eek: :lol:
Just what I was thinking... *shudder*
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"Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!"

Currently waxing my bikini line. :innocent:

Ouch!! :urff: :eek: :?
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Johnny M wrote:"Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!"
i can live with the Shania Twain quote...
Johnny M wrote:Currently waxing my bikini line. :innocent:

Ouch!! :urff: :eek: :?
i think you need some assistance with this...

i believe you trim first :wink: :eek:
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Men telling men.... :roll:
Or should that be man telling woman.... :roll:

Listen to this about the bikini line...waxing...BIG NO NO NO!!!
unless you enjoy the pain...

Just use "no-hair"...a cream form that applied thickly and left for a few minutes...*read the instructions first*...washes off under the shower...
no pain, no fuss...

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MadameButterfly wrote:Just use "no-hair"...;D


Wooot!! :eek: :wink: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
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MadameButterfly wrote: Just use "no-hair"...a cream form that applied thickly and left for a few minutes...*read the instructions first*...washes off under the shower...
And therein lies the crux of being folically challenged. One morning I was so hung over I reached for the wrong tube in the shower thinking it was shampoo. Oh dear. :urff:
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Johnny M wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: Just use "no-hair"...a cream form that applied thickly and left for a few minutes...*read the instructions first*...washes off under the shower...
And therein lies the crux of being folically challenged. One morning I was so hung over I reached for the wrong tube in the shower thinking it was shampoo. Oh dear. :urff:
At least something different from Loreal Kids shampoo :lol:

Did you guys trade? :innocent:
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