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Tampons
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 20:09
by Reptile
Have more than 1 use
(not the claassic party trick in the Young Ones)
The missis has just used them for the horse to protect its ears from the noise from fireworks
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 20:18
by aims
I don't know about you, but where I am, the fireworks aren't
quite loud enough to make a horse's ears bleed
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 20:24
by rian
Well, my wife have a inter-uterine contraceptive device.
Did I spell that right?
By the way, we have no fire works here tonight. Why should we?
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 20:37
by aims
It's bonfire night/Guy Fawkes night. The anniversary of a bunch of people in funny hats trying to blow up the UK parliament buildings
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 20:51
by Obviousman
Tampons
Perhaps they're better than pampers anyway, my dog must've eaten about half a box of Always by now and it's coming out at the back
and the front constantly by now
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 20:55
by Johnny M
I really feel that that is too much information to share with the group Zeno, but thank you anyway.
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 20:59
by aims
Now, now, Johnny, we are a broad church
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 21:05
by Obviousman
I know Johnny, actually it's TMI for myself too
Sorry for that
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 21:08
by Johnny M
Oh, I've given up on all that PC, New Age, I am a woman crap. I couldn't even convince a lesbian to sleep with me. Oh well, back to being a grumpy old man.
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 21:12
by Debaser
Johnny M wrote: PC, New Age,
Tampon/scmampon
Apparently THESE are the way forwards....mmmnnn throws a whole new image of ladies washing 'em out in the loos...
http://www.mooncup.co.uk/index.htm
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 21:13
by Obviousman
Would it work for dogs?
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 21:14
by Debaser
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 21:15
by Johnny M
Jesus Ness! I've not even had dinner yet.
I'm not hungry anymore ...
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 21:17
by Debaser
*curtsies* Yer whelks
As I've said before...I'm a 'giver'
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 21:20
by boudicca
rian wrote:Well, my wife have a inter-uterine contraceptive device.
To quote Homer Simpson...
Love springs internal. 
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 21:21
by Johnny M
Debaser wrote:*curtsies* Yer whelks
As I've said before...I'm a 'giver'
Well if you ever attempt to 'give' me an "I LOVE my Moon Cup" t-shirt, it's slapperty-slap for you my dear.
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 21:25
by Debaser
chuckle
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 21:25
by boudicca
Good grief Ness!
"I love it and am never letting it go! thank you sooo much!
I'm telling as many as possible, I have posted a thread on the forum I regularly visit, and am telling all my friends. More people should know about this, I want them to know it's possible to actually enjoy having a period!"
This is why I want to be in your Man-Gang, Johnny...
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 21:26
by Debaser
It's good to keep abreast of what those yoghurt-weaving hippes do with/during their 'time'
Right , I'm off to watch Star Wars
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 21:32
by Johnny M
boudicca wrote:This is why I want to be in your Man-Gang, Johnny...
No probs Claire. We can use our Moon Cups for necking Estonian Vodka. And at 30ml a shot we should be enjoying banging garage techno in no time. The Great Preston mix that is.
Posted: 05 Nov 2005, 23:11
by boudicca
Johnny M wrote:boudicca wrote:This is why I want to be in your Man-Gang, Johnny...
No probs Claire. We can use our Moon Cups for necking Estonian Vodka. And at 30ml a shot we should be enjoying banging garage techno in no time. The Great Preston mix that is.
Sounds good to me!
Posted: 06 Nov 2005, 01:02
by eastmidswhizzkid
Posted: 06 Nov 2005, 01:02
by Brideoffrankenstein
They sound a bit awkward to me...
Posted: 06 Nov 2005, 01:34
by boudicca
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:They sound a bit awkward to me...
You never know unless you try, sister!
(happy to remain in blissful ignorance myself)
Posted: 06 Nov 2005, 02:06
by Andrew S
My thoughts precisely. That and Toxic Shock Syndrome.