Heartland

http://www.gabba.co.uk/news.html

How I roared

OMG!

Thanks for that!

IZ.

Thanks indeed....

This is after "Moon Cups r us" and "I want To Be Your Lactating Baby"? Yes?

You're so Coped up at the mo I'm struggling to catch up.

PS: 'Pert' or 'bucket?'

What?

Ozpat wrote:

Thanks indeed....

and if you have time to ferret around on here, you'll never look at a 'Christian' in the same way....

http://www.shipoffools.com/Fruitcake/index.html

I was particularly 'amused' by

NOTE THIS IS TOTALLY NOT WORK SAFE AND OF AN 'ADULT' NATURE.... hee hee

http://www.libchrist.com/sybianvenus/sybian.html

I've been puzzled by the 'stolen Sybian' I wonder if it was used?

Johnny M wrote:This is after "Moon Cups r us" and "I want To Be Your Lactating Baby"? Yes?

You're so Coped up at the mo I'm struggling to catch up.

PS: 'Pert' or 'bucket?'

What?

Am a dab hand at the old 'pelvic floor excercises'

you DID ask

nice one Ness!....especially:

Afterlife Telegrams – Afterlife Telegrams offer an invaluable service to the bereaved. You write a message to your Dear Departed, and they give it to a terminally ill volunteer. Volunteer passes away and, once in the Great Beyond, goes on Orphean quest for Dear Departed. Departed gets message, Bereaved gets comfort, Volunteer gets sense that they did not die in vain, and Afterlife Telegrams get a fiver. We are not told how the volunteers are recruited, but next time you hear someone going round hospital saying "Excuse me, are you dying? OK, well this may sound a bit weird, but...", you'll know why.

http://www.shipoffools.com/Gadgets/Health/137.html

But the devil loves a drag.

That is fookin' genius

The telgrams, not the Sybian

FFS Lee! How many bottles of (50% extra) plastic bottles of White Cider did you have to post that nonsense?

Motz wrote:That is fookin' genius

....not the Sybian

How do you know?