Heartland

I wonder if this was government funded??!?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/09/cow_tipping/

Ignobel Price, anyone?

I wonder if I can get a research grant to power a cruise missile with vodka?

Cow tipping indeed. How useful is that? Everyone knows cows are only useful for castle sieges.

and barely cooked with chips,peas,onion rings and mushrooms.