MIGHT NOT BE THAT SAFE FOR WORK... contains swimsuits.
Women can take the test too, of course.
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi ... 0295081418
My results:
You scored higher than 6% on tit-size
You scored higher than 14% on ass-size
You scored higher than 15% on cuteness
Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test. Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women. My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look.
IZ.
For the guys - The TAC-test...
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Looks like it's the chubby Goths for me then!Curvy and Naughty
Raw score: 74% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 52% Cute!
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.
Note that you like women overall curvier than average.
My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 89% on tit-size
You scored higher than 72% on ass-size
You scored higher than 30% on cuteness
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Apparantly I like Angelina Jolie
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And I seem to like Kate Moss
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Curvy and Naughty
Raw score: 74% Big Breasts, 63% Big Ass, and 28% Cute!
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.
Note that you like women overall curvier than average.
My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 91% on tit-size
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You scored higher than 84% on ass-size
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You scored higher than 1% on cuteness
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p.s. Just thought I would drop a line but ssshh...don't tell H&M!
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that ongoing eternity
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it recomend me: Hilary Duff . who is she ?
offcourse i should ask "google'' first, but...
offcourse i should ask "google'' first, but...
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This is from an entirely heterosexual viewpoint, you understand...
Skinny and sexy...
You scored higher than 0% on tit-size
You scored higher than 0% on ass-size
You scored higher than 17 % on cuteness
God I'm predictable .
But is it just me, or did a lot of those women look just the same?
Skinny and sexy...
You scored higher than 0% on tit-size
You scored higher than 0% on ass-size
You scored higher than 17 % on cuteness
God I'm predictable .
But is it just me, or did a lot of those women look just the same?
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.
Having just seen Sin City for the first time, I can only concur.
72% cuteness, 30-odd the others. Awww, look sweet girls.
Having just seen Sin City for the first time, I can only concur.
72% cuteness, 30-odd the others. Awww, look sweet girls.
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
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It ain't just you. I only recognised Ms Alba and Ms Diaz. Everyone else seemed to be pneumatically enhanced.boudicca wrote: is it just me, or did a lot of those women look just the same?
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
Yes... It was mostly a choice between D or DD.Planet Dave wrote:It ain't just you. I only recognised Ms Alba and Ms Diaz. Everyone else seemed to be pneumatically enhanced.boudicca wrote: is it just me, or did a lot of those women look just the same?
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The Survey says...
Cute & Small Boobs
Raw score: 37% Big Breasts, 54% Big Ass, and 80% Cute
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.
Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.
Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!
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I seem to be:
Asses Wild
Raw score: 44% Big Breasts, 63% Big Ass, and 48% Cute!
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.
Hmm ...
Skinny and Cute
Raw score: 37% Big Breasts, 36% Big Ass, and 88% Cute!
Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test.
Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.
My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either A Very Nice Man OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 23% on tit-size
You scored higher than 24% on ass-size
You scored higher than 99% on cuteness
Hmm, time to re-evaluate those of the opposite gender orbiting and interacting with my planet at the moment. Some serious pruning to be done. After all, it's an Internet test so it must be true ...
Skinny and Cute
Raw score: 37% Big Breasts, 36% Big Ass, and 88% Cute!
Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test.
Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.
My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either A Very Nice Man OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 23% on tit-size
You scored higher than 24% on ass-size
You scored higher than 99% on cuteness
Hmm, time to re-evaluate those of the opposite gender orbiting and interacting with my planet at the moment. Some serious pruning to be done. After all, it's an Internet test so it must be true ...
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Aye, fat goth chicks for me too.Raw score: 55% Big Breasts, 63% Big Ass, and 44% Cute!
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.
Note that you like women overall curvier than average.
My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 64% on tit-size
You scored higher than 80% on ass-size
You scored higher than 15% on cuteness
This:
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'You scored higher than 80% on ass-size
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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That should be in that favourite lyrics threadmarkfiend wrote: The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
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That's me suspended then. I'm neither skinny nor cute.Johnny M wrote: Skinny and Cute
...
Hmm, time to re-evaluate those of the opposite gender orbiting and interacting with my planet at the moment. Some serious pruning to be done. After all, it's an Internet test so it must be true ...
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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christ on a biscuit. everytime i think that this place can't possibly get any worse you all manage to prove me wrong. give yourselves a self-congratulatory pat on the back.
"contradictions are meaningless, there's nothing to betray"
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No tits, no ass, not cute at all.... sounds like a MAN does it for you.boudicca wrote:This is from an entirely heterosexual viewpoint, you understand...
Skinny and sexy...
You scored higher than 0% on tit-size
You scored higher than 0% on ass-size
You scored higher than 17 % on cuteness
God I'm predictable .
But is it just me, or did a lot of those women look just the same?
Straight as a plank you are...
IZ.
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RicheyJames wrote:christ on a biscuit. everytime i think that this place can't possibly get any worse you all manage to prove me wrong. give yourselves a self-congratulatory pat on the back.
Pat.
(I hope it sounded at least a wee bit self-congratulatory)
IZ.
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and still you keep coming backRicheyJames wrote:christ on a biscuit. everytime i think that this place can't possibly get any worse you all manage to prove me wrong.
some people just can't take a hint
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i have a soft spot for hopelessly lost causes.
"contradictions are meaningless, there's nothing to betray"
Incidentally, my Christ On A Biscuit will shortly be available for sale on ebay. Depicting a life-like portrayal of da Vinci's 'The Last Supper' (1495-98 ), it was discovered on the back of a Jammie Dodger purchased from the 34p Bettabuy range at Morrisons on Monday.RicheyJames wrote:christ on a biscuit.
I'm currently waiting for this miracle to be ratified by The Vatican and/or The Pope but please feel confident that it will be sold with a genuine COA. Particulary when my printer's up and running.
If, however, there are any nutters out there who feel they just can't miss this golden opportunity to purchase this truly amazing religious artifact, please feel free to pm me with your insane, financial offer and I'll be more than happy to laugh all the way to the bank. Thank you.
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
No tits, no ass, not cute at all.... sounds like a MAN does it for you.
Straight as a plank you are...
IZ.
Well, as those at Black Oktober can certainly testify , my taste in men is decidedly of the amphetamine-cheekboned, never-seen-a-good-square-meal variety. No ass and certainly no man-boobs!
Bear in mind though, that you're talking to an ex-fashion student lard nazi who doesn't even tip the scale at 7 stone. And this has got me into a bit of trouble in the past so I'd better watch myself...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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do I really need to take that test?
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