Trashed!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Johnny M
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I am alone. So I'm gonna get trashed.

No job. No money. No hope.

But ...

20 cans of Stella and 20 JPS and ...I'm alive!

Can all you other drunken 'no hopers' come on board to make me happy.

Ta muchley.

PS: @ the person who 'called' me at mid day from overseas. It's all your fault. I have to blame someone. Other than me. :kiss:
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Sorry John. I've given it up for lent.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Johnny M
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Francis wrote:Sorry John. I've given it up for lent.
Phew! At least my 20 JPS are safe! :innocent:
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Jammy b@stard. I can't afford beer. :? :evil: I suggest pouring the lot into a bucket and sucking it through a straw. In ten minutes, inclusive of fag breaks. 8)
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Will join you just as soon as I've finished having me Pot Noodle :wink:

Yer can keep the wifebeater tho', 'specially when there's cans of Cains Bitter in t'fridge calling me... :lol:
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Johnny M wrote: No job. No money. No hope.

But ...

...I'm alive!

me happy.

Ta muchley. What kind of english is that? :roll:

PS: from overseas. fault. blame someone.
Hidi sailor...
Yip in same boat as to "quoted above" :lol:
Here you have *hope* & *happiness*
As for the overseas...fault...blame someone part
...I'll stand behind you when you dish the beating and jump on them once you get them down!

MB :kiss:
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Just watch out for the "Jonny Machines" tonight Jonny :twisted:
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Johnny M
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:Will join you just as soon as I've finished having me Pot Noodle
Heather! :eek:

You do Pot Noodle? :oops: :innocent:

:lol:
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Definately need a drink too myself, just don't feel like taking out whatever is in the cupboard with my parents looking at it :lol:

Just keep well, get a bit drunk now and then. And there's only no hope left when you stop hoping, so don't stop hoping! (however difficult it might be) :wink:
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Johnny M
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MadameButterfly wrote: Iip in same boat as to "quoted above" :lol:
Here you have *hope* & *happiness*
As for the overseas...fault...blame someone part
...I'll stand behind you when you dish the beating and jump on them once you get them down!

MB :kiss:
Never understood a word of your post.

:innocent:

Love to Debs. :kiss:
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Johnny M wrote: Never understood a word of your post.

:innocent:
Yes, you must be trashed because that was funny!
Read it in the morning will ya John and maybe it will be understood!

p.s. You "quoted" me incorrectly too..... :innocent:
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MadameButterfly wrote: Read it in the morning will ya John and maybe it will be understood!
With a terrible head ache? :lol:
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Nope. Still trashed and going for uber trashed ... if she ...

Rock & Roll kiddies. :von:
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Awwww Johnny

ya had to do it didn't you...couldn't wait until i could get into peterborough(is that how you spell that?...) for a few pints of Lager Tops...


how am i gonna explain this debauchary? :wink: :lol:
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Ahh, Peterboroug :D , saw the Nephilim & LOUD there on the "For Her Light" tour, got a real lucky hitch to Dalkeith :eek: , 5 miles from where I (used to) live at about half two in the morning, got me to the Dole office with about an hour or two to spare!!, got home, did a washin', then hitched to Folkstone to start again :D , happy daze!!.
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You'll quite weird, in a Scotish type way ...
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we're ALL weird, that's why we're here
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emilystrange wrote:we're ALL weird, that's why we're here
speak for yourself girl

some of us consider the normals as weird... :innocent: i think we're all quite normal :lol:
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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:








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Burn wrote:
emilystrange wrote:we're ALL weird, that's why we're here
speak for yourself girl

some of us consider the normals as weird... :innocent: i think we're all quite normal :lol:
Nope, weird as a bottle of crisps me :urff: .
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scotty wrote:
Burn wrote:
emilystrange wrote:we're ALL weird, that's why we're here
speak for yourself girl

some of us consider the normals as weird... :innocent: i think we're all quite normal :lol:
Nope, weird as a bottle of crisps me :urff: .
they be those Irn Bru Highlander Crisps with Salt & Pepper flavour?


or are you one of those who still searches for the legendary hedgehog flavour :notworthy: :innocent:
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Burn wrote: they be those Irn Bru Highlander Crisps with Salt & Pepper flavour?


or are you one of those who still searches for the legendary hedgehog flavour :notworthy: :innocent:
are you wearing tights and make-up saying that? :innocent:
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Burn wrote:

or are you one of those who still searches for the legendary hedgehog flavour :notworthy: :innocent:
I remember them fine :lol: :lol: , mind, they tasted just like "Smokey Bacon" to me :urff: , can't remember who made them :?: , but can you remember "Freddy Bees" crisps?!!.
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i rest my case.
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Gawd, Irn-Bru crisps... I remember them from when I was knee-high to a grasshopper ;D .

Was there really such a thing though, or was it just a trick the big kids played on gullible little eejits like me? :oops:

(BTW John... have one for me :wink: - although yer probly too plastered by now to make out any words on the screen)
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