I am alone. So I'm gonna get trashed.
No job. No money. No hope.
But ...
20 cans of Stella and 20 JPS and ...I'm alive!
Can all you other drunken 'no hopers' come on board to make me happy.
Ta muchley.
PS: @ the person who 'called' me at mid day from overseas. It's all your fault. I have to blame someone. Other than me.
Trashed!
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Jammy b@stard. I can't afford beer. I suggest pouring the lot into a bucket and sucking it through a straw. In ten minutes, inclusive of fag breaks.
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Will join you just as soon as I've finished having me Pot Noodle
Yer can keep the wifebeater tho', 'specially when there's cans of Cains Bitter in t'fridge calling me...
Yer can keep the wifebeater tho', 'specially when there's cans of Cains Bitter in t'fridge calling me...
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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Hidi sailor...Johnny M wrote: No job. No money. No hope.
But ...
...I'm alive!
me happy.
Ta muchley. What kind of english is that?
PS: from overseas. fault. blame someone.
Yip in same boat as to "quoted above"
Here you have *hope* & *happiness*
As for the overseas...fault...blame someone part
...I'll stand behind you when you dish the beating and jump on them once you get them down!
MB
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
Just watch out for the "Jonny Machines" tonight Jonny
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Heather!Mrs. Snowey wrote:Will join you just as soon as I've finished having me Pot Noodle
You do Pot Noodle?
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Definately need a drink too myself, just don't feel like taking out whatever is in the cupboard with my parents looking at it
Just keep well, get a bit drunk now and then. And there's only no hope left when you stop hoping, so don't stop hoping! (however difficult it might be)
Just keep well, get a bit drunk now and then. And there's only no hope left when you stop hoping, so don't stop hoping! (however difficult it might be)
Never understood a word of your post.MadameButterfly wrote: Iip in same boat as to "quoted above"
Here you have *hope* & *happiness*
As for the overseas...fault...blame someone part
...I'll stand behind you when you dish the beating and jump on them once you get them down!
MB
Love to Debs.
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Yes, you must be trashed because that was funny!Johnny M wrote: Never understood a word of your post.
Read it in the morning will ya John and maybe it will be understood!
p.s. You "quoted" me incorrectly too.....
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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With a terrible head ache?MadameButterfly wrote: Read it in the morning will ya John and maybe it will be understood!
Awwww Johnny
ya had to do it didn't you...couldn't wait until i could get into peterborough(is that how you spell that?...) for a few pints of Lager Tops...
how am i gonna explain this debauchary?
ya had to do it didn't you...couldn't wait until i could get into peterborough(is that how you spell that?...) for a few pints of Lager Tops...
how am i gonna explain this debauchary?
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
Ahh, Peterboroug , saw the Nephilim & LOUD there on the "For Her Light" tour, got a real lucky hitch to Dalkeith , 5 miles from where I (used to) live at about half two in the morning, got me to the Dole office with about an hour or two to spare!!, got home, did a washin', then hitched to Folkstone to start again , happy daze!!.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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we're ALL weird, that's why we're here
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
speak for yourself girlemilystrange wrote:we're ALL weird, that's why we're here
some of us consider the normals as weird... i think we're all quite normal
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As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Nope, weird as a bottle of crisps me .Burn wrote:speak for yourself girlemilystrange wrote:we're ALL weird, that's why we're here
some of us consider the normals as weird... i think we're all quite normal
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
they be those Irn Bru Highlander Crisps with Salt & Pepper flavour?scotty wrote:Nope, weird as a bottle of crisps me .Burn wrote:speak for yourself girlemilystrange wrote:we're ALL weird, that's why we're here
some of us consider the normals as weird... i think we're all quite normal
or are you one of those who still searches for the legendary hedgehog flavour
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are you wearing tights and make-up saying that?Burn wrote: they be those Irn Bru Highlander Crisps with Salt & Pepper flavour?
or are you one of those who still searches for the legendary hedgehog flavour
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
I remember them fine , mind, they tasted just like "Smokey Bacon" to me , can't remember who made them , but can you remember "Freddy Bees" crisps?!!.Burn wrote:
or are you one of those who still searches for the legendary hedgehog flavour
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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i rest my case.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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Gawd, Irn-Bru crisps... I remember them from when I was knee-high to a grasshopper .
Was there really such a thing though, or was it just a trick the big kids played on gullible little eejits like me?
(BTW John... have one for me - although yer probly too plastered by now to make out any words on the screen)
Was there really such a thing though, or was it just a trick the big kids played on gullible little eejits like me?
(BTW John... have one for me - although yer probly too plastered by now to make out any words on the screen)
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