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They're back!
Posted: 02 Dec 2005, 20:45
by Izzy HaveMercy
Mainly for the boys, but girls like a beer or two too 
(May or may not be entirely work safe. Depends on yourself, actually...)
IZ.
Posted: 02 Dec 2005, 21:23
by hallucienate
when I typed in "intelligent conversation" they just shrugged their shoulders
Posted: 02 Dec 2005, 21:29
by Izzy HaveMercy
hallucienate wrote:when I typed in "intelligent conversation" they just shrugged their shoulders
That's because it is spelled 'inteligent' for female waitresses...
*runs*
IZ.
Posted: 02 Dec 2005, 21:40
by canon docre
I got them to react on 'tits'.
Posted: 02 Dec 2005, 22:28
by eastmidswhizzkid
i'm still waiting for my drink...
Posted: 02 Dec 2005, 22:30
by James Blast
red wine, Holsten pils and gin sling got me hee-haw
very poor
Posted: 02 Dec 2005, 22:31
by eastmidswhizzkid
...but they're too busy fellating bananas
Posted: 02 Dec 2005, 22:51
by Pat
Pint of Vodka got me a 2 cans of beer, can't complain about the prompt service though.
Posted: 03 Dec 2005, 02:57
by pikkrong
I typed "morons" - they didn't understand. Is their English worse than mine?
Posted: 03 Dec 2005, 02:58
by pikkrong
"philosophy" didn't work as well.
Posted: 03 Dec 2005, 05:00
by Mr. Wah
Tammy only responds to "beer" and "strip" as far as I can tell...
Posted: 03 Dec 2005, 06:38
by nick the stripper
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:'m still waiting for my drink...but they're too busy fellating bananas
Don’t interrupt them. I want to study the technique of these lusty ladies.
Posted: 03 Dec 2005, 13:30
by pikkrong
nick the stripper wrote:eastmidswhizzkid wrote:'m still waiting for my drink...but they're too busy fellating bananas
Don’t interrupt them. I want to study the technique of these lusty ladies.
Why, God's sake???
Bananas are for eating, Nick
Posted: 03 Dec 2005, 15:34
by boudicca
nick the stripper wrote:eastmidswhizzkid wrote:'m still waiting for my drink...but they're too busy fellating bananas
Don’t interrupt them. I want to study the technique of these lusty ladies.
For your own benefit?
You'll need a yoga class first,
n'est ce pas?
Posted: 03 Dec 2005, 15:39
by Mrs. Snowey
boudicca wrote:nick the stripper wrote:eastmidswhizzkid wrote:'m still waiting for my drink...but they're too busy fellating bananas
Don’t interrupt them. I want to study the technique of these lusty ladies.
For your own benefit?
You'll need a yoga class first,
n'est ce pas?
Or a "flexible friend"
Posted: 03 Dec 2005, 15:45
by Brideoffrankenstein
boudicca wrote:
You'll need a yoga class first
Yoga is harder than it looks - take it from me!
Posted: 03 Dec 2005, 15:46
by boudicca
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:boudicca wrote:
You'll need a yoga class first
Yoga is harder than it looks - take it from me!
Yeah but Nick's got an incentive...
Posted: 03 Dec 2005, 16:09
by Izzy HaveMercy
Try 'star trek' for a change. And 'kiss' and 'fight' of course.
A lot of the commands of the VB1 are still valid.
IZ.
Posted: 03 Dec 2005, 18:41
by boudicca
"naked political debate" got a reaction, but seemed to yield very little in the way of... well, political debate.
Oooh I've got a good idea...
Posted: 03 Dec 2005, 18:43
by boudicca
"Cheap ugly slappers" seemed to confuse them!
Posted: 03 Dec 2005, 18:59
by Izzy HaveMercy
1. baltica
2. barbie
3. become a man
4. bend over
5. blackjack
6. burzynski
7. butt
8. can
9. canadian
10. chicken
11. coors
12. creemore
13. dance
14. feel
15. fellatio
16. fight
17. finger
18. fire
19. frank
20. gun
21. halls fruit breezers (just kidding)
22. heineken
23. henderson
24. jedi
25. jugs
26. kiss
27. kiss security guy
28. lesbian
29. maid
30. poker
31. pour
32. rolling
33. rub
34. salute
35. scale
36. scare
37. sing
38. slap
39. strip
40. strip lisa
41. strip trisha
42. tetley
43. have a meaningful conversation (the most honest response of the lot)
IZ.
Posted: 04 Dec 2005, 09:48
by nick the stripper
boudicca wrote:Brideoffrankenstein wrote:boudicca wrote:
You'll need a yoga class first
Yoga is harder than it looks - take it from me!
Yeah but Nick's got an incentive...
Damn right I have incentive! Plus I'm double jointed.