Heartland

Posted: **06 Dec 2005, 08:59**

Sort it out fella - before you go Best's way

Posted: **06 Dec 2005, 09:45**

he would have to become one of the greatest footballers ever first, surely?

Posted: **06 Dec 2005, 10:25**

Yeah he needs to sort it out quickly 4 bottles of whiskey in a day (whilst rather impressive) is not a balanced diet.

Posted: **06 Dec 2005, 11:27**

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:he would have to become one of the greatest footballers ever first, surely?

Good point Lee.

Posted: **06 Dec 2005, 13:20**

The man's looking scarier and scarier every day. The fake tan, the goatee, the weird grin... what does he remind me of? an american televangelist? a cabaret artist? an ageing club-med holiday rep? I can't quite put my finger on it.

Posted: **06 Dec 2005, 16:18**

He always has a bit where he's going round all the talk shows saying how he's got his life back on track... then you hear he's wound up in a gutter in a puddle of sick...

Sad character.

Posted: **06 Dec 2005, 17:35**

That's a tad judgmental isn't it?

Posted: **06 Dec 2005, 19:28**

I bought The Sun today.

Sports pages - an "obituary" almost on the death and tragedy of his career.

Inside - A similar-ish piece

Front - Crash Bang Wallop! type page on Gazza.

The hypocrisy really wound me up to be honest.

Posted: **06 Dec 2005, 19:57**

ruffers wrote:I bought The Sun today.

10 Hail Marys and an Our Father.

Posted: **06 Dec 2005, 23:02**

boudicca wrote:
ruffers wrote:I bought The Sun today.
10 Hail Marys and an Our Father.

You sure that'll suffice?

Posted: **07 Dec 2005, 01:23**

ruffers wrote:
boudicca wrote:
ruffers wrote:I bought The Sun today.
10 Hail Marys and an Our Father.
You sure that'll suffice?

You're right... an eternity in the wilderness, then...

Posted: **07 Dec 2005, 01:23**

Or confiscation of all your Sisters records.

Posted: **07 Dec 2005, 08:34**

I read somewhere in some sportsmagazine that the Rangers or their fans want him as the new manager.

Posted: **07 Dec 2005, 10:13**

boudicca wrote:Or confiscation of all your Sisters records.

Ooh. Maybe the vinyl as I haven't got a turntable anyway.

Posted: **07 Dec 2005, 10:19**

ruffers wrote:
boudicca wrote:Or confiscation of all your Sisters records.
Ooh. Maybe the vinyl as I haven't got a turntable anyway.

I'll be glad to do that

Posted: **07 Dec 2005, 16:13**

Ozpat wrote:I read somewhere in some sportsmagazine that the Rangers or their fans want him as the new manager.

I think that would be a very good idea.

Posted: **08 Dec 2005, 02:50**

Driven wrote:
Ozpat wrote:I read somewhere in some sportsmagazine that the Rangers or their fans want him as the new manager.
I think that would be a very good idea.

even rangers would be a step-up from kettering

...but only just.

Posted: **08 Dec 2005, 16:45**

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Driven wrote:
Ozpat wrote:I read somewhere in some sportsmagazine that the Rangers or their fans want him as the new manager.
I think that would be a very good idea.
even rangers would be a step-up from kettering ...but only just.

Heh heh.

Posted: **08 Dec 2005, 17:02**

Ozpat wrote:I read somewhere in some sportsmagazine that the Rangers or their fans want him as the new manager.

Queens Park maybe - but not the mighty 'Gers. George Burley maybe.

(Still in Europe, despite whatever you may all say...)

Posted: **09 Dec 2005, 08:45**

Think even McLeish reckoned he was a gonner.

Better unpack those teachests and get ready for the daunting away trip to... Kilmarnock on Saturday