Heartland

As it happened to our fearless leader, I began suffering the rocker's most feared nightmare (go figure). For those people interested, including Von, here it goes...

http://www.rogaine.com/home.asp

I'd rather grow old gracefully than rub sh*t into my scalp.

i'ld rather shave it all off and be in control of my appearance while maintaining a shred of dignity, than try desperately to hold together a deteriorating youthful style that probably looked stupid in the first place.

Agreed. I'm forty something and grumpy and old so adding baldy into that description as another adjective doesn't really phase me in the slightest. Particulary as I'm so f*cking gorgeous to start with.