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Can you hear the hidden message in jingle bells played backwards.
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Pat wrote:Can you hear the hidden message in jingle bells played backwards.
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Sounds like someone's yelling...

IZ.

Pat, please report to The Griffin on Friday 30 December for a good stabbing!

God I jumped out of my skin

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:God I jumped out of my skin

Hell yes. Especially as I put my ear very close to the speaker.

Politically Correct Christmas Greeting

From us ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee") Please
accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all
... and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2001, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures or sects whose contributions to society have helped make America
great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other
country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and having
regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith,
choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that-
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or
withdrawal
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no
alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary
rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually
implement any of the wishes.
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain
jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain
wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of
the wishor.
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be
expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one
year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
first.
* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of
the wishor
* Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father
Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or
fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them
in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced
third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:God I jumped out of my skin

Sheeeeeit so did I even though I was kind of expecting it.

I must train my reflexes better.