Heartland

and into the red...

I 'won' a Fargo styled chipper, leaf blower, a scaled down version of some motorsikkle and a sewing machine - my 'proper' darts player were reet bobbins

http://bullseye.itv.com/

Super, smashin', great... but where's the toploading Betamax video recorder the size of a small van?

I always smiled at the look of sheer relief on the finalists' faces as the Star Prize they'd just lost was wheeled out. As it always turned out to be a f*cking speedboat!