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i was thinking about what eldritch was going to do next & so i signed in tonight to kick a few ideas around.

i have previously campaigned for a tv career for said singer & have submitted a request to the bbc to see if he can be put forward to be the next doctor who (i see that the current one has the look, apart from the shades & hat).

failing that, i thought about the following;

1. a travel show.
eldritch & special guest get to visit various cities & talk about why they like them so much. pilot show will take him & lemmy to hamburg & they have a good look around & share some great 1 liners over coffee. they dont talk about music at all.

2.world cup 2006 commentator.
the bbc employ eldritch as their link man on the ground in germany. he reports on what the german press are saying about the england team & generally comes up with some great 1 liners (again).

3. cricket
still thinking about this one.

any more please? i can then compile a list & send it to his agent.

ps isnt the 25th birthday thing a typo.? i am working on the assumption that its 'cas vegas', which is a town in west yorkshire not far from ponte carlo.

dusting down my 16/2/81 t shirt.

Mr Thorburn wrote: 1. a travel show.
eldritch & special guest get to visit various cities & talk about why they like them so much. pilot show will take him & lemmy to hamburg & they have a good look around & share some great 1 liners over coffee. they dont talk about music at all.

this programm is already existing on ARTE. Have a look. The combination Lemmy/Eldritch is enticing though.

Mr Thorburn wrote:2.world cup 2006 commentator.
the bbc employ eldritch as their link man on the ground in germany. he reports on what the german press are saying about the england team & generally comes up with some great 1 liners (again).

i guess what the english press has to say about the German team would be far more enthraling.

What about 'Inner City Sumo' or 'Monkey Tennis'?
Failing that 'Youth Hostilling with Eldritch'.........

Hom_Corleone wrote:What about 'Inner City Sumo' or 'Monkey Tennis'?
Failing that 'Youth Hostilling with Eldritch'.........

Aha!

this is getting dangerously close to reality (via partridge)...what did those banzai arse-candles want him to do? the andrew eldritch hitch-hiker challenge or some such bollocks?

Mr Thorburn wrote:share some great 1 liners

Lemmy and Eldritch? Sharing one-liners? With their reputations?

markfiend wrote:Lemmy and Eldritch? Sharing one-liners?

White lines could be closer to the truth.

Or eye-liners.

IZ.

Teaching the doctor how to sing and learning from the doctor how to produce bodybeats...

Mr Thorburn wrote:i was thinking about what eldritch was going to do next & so i signed in tonight to kick a few ideas around.

i have previously campaigned for a tv career for said singer & have submitted a request to the bbc to see if he can be put forward to be the next doctor who (i see that the current one has the look, apart from the shades & hat).

failing that, i thought about the following;

1. a travel show.
eldritch & special guest get to visit various cities & talk about why they like them so much. pilot show will take him & lemmy to hamburg & they have a good look around & share some great 1 liners over coffee. they dont talk about music at all.

2.world cup 2006 commentator.
the bbc employ eldritch as their link man on the ground in germany. he reports on what the german press are saying about the england team & generally comes up with some great 1 liners (again).

3. cricket
still thinking about this one.

any more please? i can then compile a list & send it to his agent.

ps isnt the 25th birthday thing a typo.? i am working on the assumption that its 'cas vegas', which is a town in west yorkshire not far from ponte carlo.

dusting down my 16/2/81 t shirt.

He's already turned down 'Knock and Run Von'

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