Heartland

...to use the keyboard when there's a cat sat on your lap taking swiping chunks out of your fingers.

But ace too, obviously. Unfortunately, this one goes back to me brother next week. Until then...OWW!

Planet Dave wrote:...to use the keyboard when there's a cat sat on your lap taking swiping chunks out of your fingers.

Three words Dave, Sack - Canal - Brick

scotty wrote:

Planet Dave wrote:...to use the keyboard when there's a cat sat on your lap taking swiping chunks out of your fingers.

Three words Dave, Sack - Canal - Brick

Fair enough Keith, but when blood rellies will be expecting it back, that's not really an option. Besides which, it's rather endearing. Far more so than the bloody dog whimpering 24/7. I wonder if me brother will notice the swap between a Bengali Death-Machine and a smelly Welsh Springer?

Nope fcuk that, it's attacking the plants. Where's that sack?

Not the plants Dave.

to have a smoke, while typing, without throwing ashes all over the keyboard...

Francis wrote:Not the plants Dave.

You're so evil to that "dug" of yours Dave. I thought she was a darling.

Francis wrote:Not the plants Dave.

What the plants, yer honour. Fcuk off out of my loft.

Claire, you're really welcome to the dug. She's a bitch. Nail-head-hit. Please come and claim her pronto, or I'll have to put her down, unclaimed.

Planet Dave wrote:

Francis wrote:Not the plants Dave.

What the plants, yer honour. Fcuk off out of my loft.

Claire, you're really welcome to the dug. She's a bitch. Nail-head-hit. Please come and claim her pronto, or I'll have to put her down, unclaimed.

Noooooooooo! Oh Dave no!


I bloody will, it's probably all that bangin' tekno that's done for her, poor girl.

solve both problems at once

-poison the cat and feed it to the dog.