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My 2006 New Year Resolutions-


Eat More-

Drink More-

Exercise Less-

Spend More Money On E-Bay-

Listen To More Music-

Watch More TV-

Spend More Time On The Computer-

A list I think I really can stick to.
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By the end of 2006 I WILL...

have a new job

replace the nailed up 'throw' with a real live pair of curtains... :roll:

have a list of days and dates, armed and ready at my finger tips to settle various 'discussions' :roll:
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gonna stop smoking (again) :roll:

that's about it...i tend not to make resolutions anymore...i like my life just the way it is :wink:
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to meet the nice people of Heartland I haven't met yet :D
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  • to create more artwork ( =arty stuff)
  • to take more photos ( =more arty stuff)
  • to learn more about geeky stuff like AJAX and XSLT and to increase my PHP programming skills ( =geek stuff)
  • to feel fully confident on a linux platform ( =more geek stuff)
  • to be more sociable
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lazarus corporation wrote:
  • to create more artwork ( =arty stuff)
  • to take more photos ( =more arty stuff)
  • to learn more about geeky stuff like AJAX and XSLT and to increase my PHP programming skills ( =geek stuff)
  • to feel fully confident on a linux platform ( =more geek stuff)
  • to be more sociable
i think you have some issues to iron out there Laz...may explain your current in house activity :wink: :lol: :innocent: :notworthy:
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Burn wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:
  • to create more artwork ( =arty stuff)
  • to take more photos ( =more arty stuff)
  • to learn more about geeky stuff like AJAX and XSLT and to increase my PHP programming skills ( =geek stuff)
  • to feel fully confident on a linux platform ( =more geek stuff)
  • to be more sociable
i think you have some issues to iron out there Laz...may explain your current in house activity :wink: :lol: :innocent: :notworthy:
hmmmm ... now that you mention it... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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James Blast wrote:to meet the nice people of Heartland I haven't met yet :D
New Year meet up on the cards then squire?
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Burn wrote: [*]to learn more about geeky stuff like AJAX..
Ajax gets the Lino' and Bath lovely and clean Paul,try "Cif" ( it used to be Jiff), it's the modern equivelent, any more advice on "Geeky" things, just ask me :wink: :innocent:
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you can't use ajax on enamel baths tho... and cif never comes out of the cloth

i refuse to make any more friends who just let me down.

oh, and get a job.. sigh...
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scotty wrote:
Burn wrote: [*]to learn more about geeky stuff like AJAX..
Ajax gets the Lino' and Bath lovely and clean Paul,try "Cif" ( it used to be Jiff), it's the modern equivelent, any more advice on "Geeky" things, just ask me :wink: :innocent:
Image perhaps :?:
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nor that
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emilystrange wrote:you can't use ajax on enamel baths tho...
Yes you can, you can't use it on plastic baths.( well you can, but it scores them )
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AJAX = Asynchronous Javascript And XML. Obviously.

And you can't use it on enamel baths.

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scotty wrote:
emilystrange wrote:you can't use ajax on enamel baths tho...
Yes you can, you can't use it on plastic baths.( well you can, but it scores them )
If in doubt I suggest you refer to...http://www.hintsandthings.co.uk/utility ... antips.htm
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Image
Oh, I thought you meant....... :innocent: :twisted: :lol:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
James Blast wrote:to meet the nice people of Heartland I haven't met yet :D
New Year meet up on the cards then squire?
Och Aye!

Resolutions?
to try and buy some Cillit Bang! :lol:
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the spray stuff is bloody good... cleared all the nasty stuff out of my shower door runners.

WHAT am i on about??
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emilystrange wrote:the spray stuff is bloody good... cleared all the nasty stuff out of my shower door runners.

WHAT am i on about??
Where the Hell can you buy it?!
rare as hens' teeth oop here!
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cilit bang, bit pricey in tesco I like astonish from lakeland mail order comes in paste form and lasts for ages and you can even use it on your patio furniture!!! :lol:
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OK, I promise never to mention AJAX again :lol:
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You people are scaring me. :roll:
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Andrew S wrote:You people are scaring me. :roll:
So what do you clean your bath with Andrew? :innocent: :twisted:
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scotty wrote:So what do you clean your bath with Andrew? :innocent: :twisted:
Elbow grease. And whatever else comes to hand that smells of oranges or lemons. I'm way past caring how corrosive bath cleaners as the enamel in mine is shot to hell...
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Enamel!?
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