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Posted: **01 Jan 2006, 21:44**

What's the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes 5 toes and a camera takes 4 toes.

Posted: **01 Jan 2006, 21:47**

And for the not so Yorkshire among us, care to elaborate? o.O

Posted: **01 Jan 2006, 22:06**

Motz wrote:And for the not so Yorkshire among us, care to elaborate? o.O

Even I got it the second time

4 toes? Ehm? Ehm? Wink? Nudge? No?

Coff.

IZ OFF.

Posted: **01 Jan 2006, 22:07**

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Motz wrote:And for the not so Yorkshire among us, care to elaborate? o.O
Even I got it the second time

4 toes? Ehm? Ehm? Wink? Nudge? No?

Coff.

IZ OFF.

Thank you IZ......

Posted: **01 Jan 2006, 22:15**

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Posted: **01 Jan 2006, 22:21**

Having spent last night in a household of Yorkshire exiles and their still resident Yorkshire family, I feel like an idiot after that explanation

Posted: **01 Jan 2006, 22:41**

Posted: **01 Jan 2006, 22:45**

Motz wrote:Having spent last night in a household of Yorkshire exiles and their still resident Yorkshire family, I feel like an idiot after that explanation

4 toes = fourtoes = fortoes = photos.

Posted: **01 Jan 2006, 22:51**

Yes dear, I had realised

That's why I felt like an idiot

Posted: **02 Jan 2006, 10:51**

Maybe another one for you to chew on then

A bloke from Barnsley goes to a statue maker and asks for a solid gold statue of his pet dog. "Eighteen carat?" asks the statue maker, "nar lad, chewing a bone."

Answers on a postcard

IZ.

Posted: **02 Jan 2006, 13:43**

Bad, Izzy, very bad.

Needless to say I laughed

Posted: **02 Jan 2006, 14:00**

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Maybe another one for you to chew on then

A bloke from Barnsley goes to a statue maker and asks for a solid gold statue of his pet dog. "Eighteen carat?" asks the statue maker, "nar lad, chewing a bone."

Answers on a postcard

IZ.

that reminds me of the old lady who's two pet monkeys passed away within days of each other. robbed of her only two companions she decides to have them stuffed. when the taxidermist asks her if she'd like them mounted she replies "oh no, dear - but holding hands would be nice".

Posted: **04 Jan 2006, 14:29**

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Maybe another one for you to chew on then

A bloke from Barnsley goes to a statue maker and asks for a solid gold statue of his pet dog. "Eighteen carat?" asks the statue maker, "nar lad, chewing a bone."

Posted: **21 Jan 2006, 21:56**

before this thread goes off the first page can I just say, GO SEE THIS MAN

http://www.danielkitson.com/

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