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When my boyfriend told me he wanted to take me up the Oxo Tower for my birthday, I was a bit hesitant at first because I didn't really think it was my scene. How wrong I was! I mean, yeah, so it's a bit of a strain on the old back pocket, and I admit I did feel a bit uncomfortable initially. But a couple of cocktails helped me relax and soon I was really getting into it - we carried on well into the night. It was a great experience and I really loved it - so much so that I won't let my boyfriend take me anywhere else now! So if anyone ever wants to take you up the Oxo Tower, just throw caution to the wind and go for it!


OK, it's a resurrection, sue me

This is a euphemism, isn't it?

Because if it isn't, I have a very dirty mind

Coo, I have a new euphemism for having dirty sex noo

Taking you up to the OXO tower!

IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Coo, I have a new euphemism for having dirty sex noo

As in a Coo that goes Moo?

(And noo, rhyming with coo...)

Motz wrote:

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Coo, I have a new euphemism for having dirty sex noo

As in a Coo that goes Moo?

(And noo, rhyming with coo...)

Shut up yoo


And Coo as in 'is it still not overtly obvious that I have a chronic Terry Pratchett fixation?'



IZ.

I've only just started reading "The Colour of Magic", so I wouldn't know just yet

Motz wrote:I've only just started reading "The Colour of Magic", so I wouldn't know just yet

You'll be wanting for more, dear

IZ.