Heartland

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/1/5/85158/32663

I have visions of The Sisters sitting in Heathrow
being unable to board their flight...
"I'm sorry Sir, It's to do with some comments on your
website.."

To be honest, this probably does nothing but back up his claim that the US is a rogue state

Your powers are weak, old Moore.

"... and, mr Taylor, you have to admit yourself, you DO look a bit like an Arab Terrorist..."

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/gallery/de ... age_id=107



IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:"... and, mr Taylor, you have to admit yourself, you DO look a bit like an Arab Terrorist..."

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/gallery/de ... age_id=107



IZ.

accompanied by a Doctor with a strange name.

Ozpat wrote:

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:"... and, mr Taylor, you have to admit yourself, you DO look a bit like an Arab Terrorist..."

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/gallery/de ... age_id=107



IZ.

accompanied by a Doctor with a strange name.

"What was HIS name you said, mister Taylor? Doctor Allah-launch? Hmmmm... Excuse me while I make a call, sir"

IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:"... and, mr Taylor, you have to admit yourself, you DO look a bit like an Arab Terrorist..."

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/gallery/de ... age_id=107



IZ.

If that isnt Osama bin Eldritch in his afghan hideaway Uruzgan.

And in a similar vein, taken from my partner-in-crime Sam's blog (sorry 'bout that )

"US arrests Leaether Strip fan with words 'suicide bomber' written in his journal

It looks like a first victim has fallen under the spell of Leaether Strip's "Suicide Bombers" EPCD. Reuters reports that an airline passenger with the words 'suicide bomber' written in his journal was arrested by the FBI when his plane arrived in San Jose, California, on Wednesday, January 4th. The man was able to explain that the words referred to the music by Claus Larsen and was free to go after hours of interrogations. The fan was observed by fellow passengers as having a journal and hand written on the journal were the words 'suicide bomber'. That, combined with the fact that he was clutching a back pack and 'acting a little suspiciously' prompted law enforcement to act so the FBI declared in a statement. Authorities boarded the plane and arrested the man on the Frontier Airlines plane. Alfa Matrix and Leaether Strip have asked the fan to make his identity known so that he can be compensated in a musical way for the trouble undergone. It is not the first time that Alfa Matrix faces the US authorities. In 2001 the US customs seized hundreds of copies from Mnemonic's debut album because needles were found in several limited boxes in the same pack. It was only after an intervention by the Belgian embassey that the stock was delivered."

IZ.

I heard the story of a guy that was taken out of the check-in queue for questioning by the guards. An old man behind him in the row had heard him say "I'm a bosnian terrorist."

It was eventually revealed that he has just said, "I'm a bass guitarist."



not sure about the use of the past tense, really.

Going though the airport on my way to and from Barcelona, I started to get really worried about the patches on my bag...

A lovely silver gun,
New Model Army,
A Cult Iron Cross thingy,
Front 242 Tyranny>For You<

In fact my Sisters patch was one of the few non-dodgy articles...

As it turned out, it was my big furry Russian hat that really bothered them... they asked me to take it off in case I had something stashed away in there .

"Two.. Five.. Zero.. Zero.. Zero..."

I was a Bosnian Terrorist, once

I hope he doesn't have the lyrics to Finland Red, Egypt White written down in his luggage

Overall length: 870mm
Length of barrel: 415mm
Length of sighting line: 378mm
Weight of magazine empty: .42kg
Weight of magazine loaded: .92kg
Overall weight with loaded magazine: 4.8kg
Chamber pressure: 4550psi
The 7.62mm kalashnikov rifle fire a 7.2662mm round and one ...
Muzzel velocity: 710m/s, 2380ft/s
Specified rate of fire: 600 rounds per minute
600 rounds per minute, 600 rounds per minute
Service ammunition is divided into full cartridge and special purpose cartridge
Full ammunition is used to destroy personal
Special ammunition depending upton its construction is designed for target
identification and correction of fire, ignition of fuel and hightly flammable objects and for
destroying lightly armoured targets.
Tracer cartridges are used for target indication, fire adjustment, signal purposes
and destroying personel. And destroying personel.
Tracer bullets can ignite, can ignite
The path of the bullet is indicated by a red flame.
AP incendary cartridges are used for destroying fuel, gasoline and for
destroying targets protected by thin armour
The standard cartridge for the AK-47 is the M43
Bullet weight: 122 grains
Powder weight: 25 grains
Standard markings: full ... and ... No colour
Tracer model: 3453?
API model BZ: black and red tip
Special cartridges: Plastic blank with metal case
Finland: Red, Germany: Black, Egypt: White.
Shortrange cartridges: full, round nosed, laquered steel case, white tip.
Tracer: round nosed, laquered steel case, white about green tip.

There are three basic models of the AK;
AK47: Machine receiver, no bayonet lug, polished bolt and bolt carrier, side ...
AKM: Stamped receiver, bayonet lug, ... bolt, ... tail full grip, side a...
RPK: Squad MMG, larger barrel, equiped with 70 round drum loading, 40
round box magazine or may even a 74 round magazine. Despite those specifications, its ....
Extensive experiance ... approx 800 rounds per minute.

Destroy personel
Destroy personel
Destroy personel

James Blast wrote:I was a Bosnian Terrorist, once

Yeah, anyone can be a Bosnian Terrorist, or so I've been led to believe...

I tried to be a Bosnian Terrorist, but my Guantanamo Torturer said that Guantanamo Prisoners all think that they can be Bosnian Terrosists, but that Bosnia is totally different to Guantanamo