Heartland

First cricket net of the season tonight, and some things never change...

-bowled the clubs 'star' batsmen first ball. So that's why we got relegated.

- smacked our bowlers all over the hall, right AND left handed. Always take the p1ss whenever the opportunity presents.

- I'll be incapable of basic motor function for a fortnight. Dontcha just love that starched muscular feeling? No.

Oooouch. Aaaahhhhh. FECK.

Ahhhhh ... hence the "can I wear white at the Bauhaus gig ..?"

Weirdo.

Johnny M wrote:Ahhhhh ... hence the "can I wear white at the Bauhaus gig ..?"

Weirdo.

but, as usual, net attire consisted of a black Motorhead - England tee and black trackie-bottoms. Maybe I'm sending out the wrong message.

Bauhaus? You never said anything about fifth-rate goth balloons! B@stard. I'd rather sew stitches into my badly battered cranium.