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Spammers are getting disturbing.
Posted: 22 Jan 2006, 16:41
by Dark
Whilst trawling through all the Dominion posts in my Junk Mail folder, I had to pass a few spam mails. This one caught my eye:
Information Regarding Your account:
Dear PayPal Member!
Attention! Your PayPal account has been violated!
I'm not sure what comment I can make...
Posted: 22 Jan 2006, 17:40
by boudicca
Spammers are getting disturbing?
Posted: 22 Jan 2006, 18:09
by Dark
Even more disturbing then.
They're claiming my PayPal account was raped.
Posted: 23 Jan 2006, 12:45
by markfiend
They're not really spam. The Internet is waking up. These messages are its first attempts at communication. That's why it doesn't seem to make sense; it hasn't learned to speak properly yet.
Posted: 23 Jan 2006, 20:51
by timsinister
Christ, what do we do when it realises what we've done to it?
Posted: 24 Jan 2006, 12:31
by markfiend
It's going to have some odd ideas about human sexuality.
Posted: 24 Jan 2006, 23:45
by smiscandlon
The title of a spam that slipped into my box today:
"Spermamax can get pregnant even a man."
Posted: 25 Jan 2006, 00:00
by boudicca
Posted: 26 Jan 2006, 05:28
by eastmidswhizzkid
when i read my email today (after not having done so for nearly a week) i was impressed to see my inbox was brimming with messages from sisters rarities group members telling me how successful the varying lonely-hearts/dating agencies were that they had joined. apparently there are thousands of single women out there simply gagging for it.
Posted: 26 Jan 2006, 21:13
by Big Si
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:when i read my email today (after not having done so for nearly a week) i was impressed to see my inbox was brimming with messages from sisters rarities group members telling me how successful the varying lonely-hearts/dating agencies were that they had joined. apparently there are thousands of single women out there simply gagging for it.
Don't look at me, I made the ones where i'm a moderator - restricted, so no spammers can join up without approval.
Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 09:25
by hallucienate
today's wise words of advice
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And cough wait
school say fill
must sign accept
true wakeup rain
Be fall sleep
close change study
I think organise
of fly reply
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them do accept
she allow eat
morning smoke draw
wrong find have
Or use sit
To look translate
Some of the best poetry this forum has seen all week.
Posted: 28 Jan 2006, 02:09
by eastmidswhizzkid
Big Si wrote:eastmidswhizzkid wrote:when i read my email today (after not having done so for nearly a week) i was impressed to see my inbox was brimming with messages from sisters rarities group members telling me how successful the varying lonely-hearts/dating agencies were that they had joined. apparently there are thousands of single women out there simply gagging for it.
Don't look at me, I made the ones where i'm a moderator - restricted, so no spammers can join up without approval.
no worries
si -it never even entered my head that this was anything to do with you....so you're saying none of these thousands of gagging for it chicks
exist?
gutted...
Posted: 12 Feb 2006, 11:24
by smiscandlon
Egads.
"A man with a small dick is like a candle that is almost burned. Be a new candle with Advanced Gain Pro Penis Enlargement Pills."
Posted: 12 Feb 2006, 13:10
by Dark
Posted: 12 Feb 2006, 13:35
by nick the stripper
mature wrote:So, get ready for soft, sloppy gum jobs followed by a nice pinch on the =
cheek
see my video's inside
http://www.newdsite.com
Gum jobs?
Posted: 12 Feb 2006, 13:36
by smiscandlon
nick the stripper wrote:mature wrote:So, get ready for soft, sloppy gum jobs followed by a nice pinch on the =
cheek
see my video's inside
http://www.newdsite.com
Gum jobs?
Posted: 12 Feb 2006, 14:27
by Dark
When they remove their dentures...
*runs like f**k*
Posted: 13 Feb 2006, 23:15
by smiscandlon
You could be right there Claire. According to today's promotional e-mail:
"With Spermamax you will need the whole towel instead of napkin to wipe off the results of your orgasm. "
Ewww.
Posted: 13 Feb 2006, 23:19
by smiscandlon
It gets better:
With Spermamax one towel won’t be enough to wipe off your sperm.
Inundate your neighbors with the amount of your sperm with Spermamax.
If you take Spermamax, women will spin around you like the planets spin around the Sun.
Hmmmm. Where do I get me some of these spinning ladies?
Posted: 13 Feb 2006, 23:42
by boudicca
smiscandlon wrote:
Inundate your neighbors with the amount of your sperm
WTF?
Way to get yourself an ASBO!
I can't believe you've not been convinced to buy it yet.
Posted: 13 Feb 2006, 23:43
by smiscandlon
boudicca wrote:smiscandlon wrote:
Inundate your neighbors with the amount of your sperm
WTF?
Way to get yourself an ASBO!
I can't believe you've not been convinced to buy it yet.
Who says I haven't?
Posted: 13 Feb 2006, 23:44
by boudicca
smiscandlon wrote:Who says I haven't?
You've definitely been spending too much time round that pervy guy...
Posted: 13 Feb 2006, 23:46
by smiscandlon
boudicca wrote:smiscandlon wrote:Who says I haven't?
You've definitely been spending too much time round that pervy guy...
I should point out for the sake of the viewing public that this refers to one of my workmates - not just some random pervy guy I hang around with...
Posted: 13 Feb 2006, 23:55
by boudicca
Posted: 14 Feb 2006, 00:03
by smiscandlon
What can I say? I can't resist a guy in chaps and a cowboy hat.
