Heartland

My long suffering missus finally gets hers, Feb 6th, on the melting pot of popular culture that is Bargain Hunt.

Hmmm.

Nice.

How did she get the gig?

Did she make any money on her items?
Is Tim-not-as-orange-as-David really such a twit?
Did she have a laugh?

but of greatest importance........

Was she allowed to keep the fleece?

and

what colour team was she in?

Ah the ever-orange one... saw him in Chapel market Islington once filming said show..


as an aside, my mother did once go on Going for Gold.. and only got one question right.. .oh the shame it brought on the family..

Got the gig - through a mate from some rambling club he's in. God, it sounds worse by the minute.

Didn't get to keep the fleece , possibly blue, had a whale (sorry ) of a time, spunked half the beebs budget for a year, and thought Tim was, well, Tim. But you'll have to watch to see the full horror. It's imperative that the nation gets to share my shame.

A missed opportunity to shout "Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth Forever!" perhaps?

Good on 'er!

Gottdammerung wrote:Going for Gold

Now THAT was television.

boudicca wrote:

Gottdammerung wrote:Going for Gold

Now THAT was television.

oh yeah, Going for Gold

My mum was a bit addicted to that show, and my brother & I used to join her when it was on... Oh, how we laughed

Planet Dave wrote:Got the gig - through a mate from some rambling club he's in. God, it sounds worse by the minute.

**spurts cider all over pooter**

Planet Dave wrote:you'll have to watch to see the full horror. It's imperative that the nation gets to share my shame.

your shame is ours...wouldn't miss it for the world. bump it nearer the time for the goldfish amongst us.

Expect a VCD weed... (I'll be buggered if I'm wasting blank DVDs )

markfiend wrote:Expect a VCD weed

I didn't like to ask, but now you've volunteered Mark.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote: bump it nearer the time for the goldfish amongst us.

Bumped. !2.15 this Monday. God help us all. Been told to watch for the look of disgust when the 'swap' item is 'revealed'. What the fcuk am I on about? I have no idea.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:your shame is ours...wouldn't miss it for the world. bump it nearer the time for the goldfish amongst us.

wot 'e sayed

Wouldn't miss it for the world.

A chance to shout "Eeeeee! I stayed at that lady's house!"
Claim to fame? Perhaps .

Ace.

I actually like Mand. She kisses me more on the lips than she does you.

Well that's not hard, don't big-up yerself, Johnny.

Ethan IS God, he tells me how it's gonna be all day, every day. Someone's gotta.

Planet Dave wrote:

I actually like Mand. She kisses me more on the lips than she does you.

Well that's not hard, don't big-up yerself, Johnny.

Ethan IS God, he tells me how it's gonna be all day, every day. Someone's gotta.

No offence mate but Phantom post ... or should we be on the halluicinate thread?

Anyway, blame him.

But yes, my mate Ethan is God.

Got the video set to tape the show

Johnny M wrote: No offence mate but Phantom post ... or should we be on the halluicinate thread?

Your post WAS there. What happened last night? JR's post on the Sisters-Techno thread suffered a similar fate (ie disappeared off the face of the earth). Blummin' ether.

@ Scotty - yep, there's tape machines and dvd recorders and all sorts poised across the land. May the p1ss-taking never stop.

Both VHS and DVD recorders set (they can't both fail...)

There's going to be a lot of copies of this around now!

Anyone got a torrent?

So has it happened yet? 12h15 was stated time and although I still have no clue what you lot are on about?

What is being recordered and when are the copies available?

Hope all went well!

It's still on I think.

Bargain Hunt on BBC TV is a program where two teams of two people each are sent to buy antiques from antique fairs and then try to sell them for a profit at an auction. Whichever team makes a bigger profit (or more usually, whichever team makes a smaller loss) is the winner.

For some inexplicable reason, the original presenter of this show, a minor crook named David Dickinson, is now somewhat of a celebrity in the UK, and has left to carry on on such sh!te as "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!" to be replaced by a favourite of pensioners the length and breadth of Britain, Tim Wonnacott.

Mrs Dave is on the show as I type (I trust; I'm sitting in the office with no ready access to BBC1. I just hope it recorded.)

timsinister wrote:A missed opportunity to shout "Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth Forever!" perhaps?

Yep, but fair play to her, she did manage to squeeze in the word 'Death'.

Planet Dave wrote:

timsinister wrote:A missed opportunity to shout "Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth Forever!" perhaps?

Yep, but fair play to her, she did manage to squeeze in the word 'Death'.

And she threatened to Chin that prick with the Bow tie and the GOOFY TEETH

I missed it.

DAMNATION!

*hits self about the face and head with a comedy anvil*