Heartland

A World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps is walking down the High St. one day when he spots an advert in his local record shop for "Wasp sounds from around the Globe". On further enquiry he discovers that a vinyl recording of this subject has just been released and a few copies are available in store there and then.

Naturally, being a World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps he is curious and asks the young chap behind the counter if he can have a listen to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe". A few seconds later the World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps is standing at one of those little sound stations with his headphones on and a puzzled expression on his face. He removes the headphones, walks back to the counter and catches the young sales person’s attention.

"Excuse me" he says, "I'm A World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps and I've just been listening to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe", and I must say, there appears to be some mistake. Those are no Wasp sounds with which I am familiar".

The young man dutifully checks the recording in question and assures the World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps that he is indeed listening to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe". Puzzled the World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps returns to the headphones and once again begins to listen. After a few seconds he once again returns to the counter and accosts the young fellow there.

"Excuse me" he says, "As I mentioned before, I am a World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps and I've just been listening to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe" and I have to say again, those are no Wasp sounds with which I am familiar. Are you certain I have been listening to the correct recording?"

Slightly exasperated by now, the young man checks the disc currently playing and with a slightly sheepish grin confesses:


No, really, you won't like it at all - don't say you weren't warned.






Seriously? You want to know? Oh, ok then...





"Oops, sorry Sir, I seem to have played you the Bee side"

I only read:

EvilBastard wrote:A World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps ....... I seem to have played you the Bee side"

And I understood the joke already!

Very lame, aka very nice!

IZ.

Reminds me of the Bubblemen Rap!

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his
50th birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave!
How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club
before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his
usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,
"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes
with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms
around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance,
big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and
storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she
can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries
desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken
him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him
every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up
a real bitch tonight, Dave."