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Now children, it is someones birthday tomorrow, can you guess who's it is..I bet you can't...here's a clue...

He isn't in England....he likes donkeys.....he loves the ladies....and smells of Garlic

can you guess....ssshh, shhh at the back, not all at once...now then, you at the front with your hand up., yes you.....now nice and loud so everyone can hear

it's already 19th of September here,
so happy birthday, Nearmethexperience!

Big up the Nearmeth massif.

Peace out.

Remember you're a womble.

Happy Birthday Methy!!!!

:*

wOOt

read it tomorrow when you can better see the monitor

pity 'bout the footy eh?

have a good one matey

So!

Where's the party???

Happy birthday, Methy!!

I'll keep an eye on the news and Malaga's papers to make sure you behave...

Ganith

I would go American for today...

thank you thank you thank you

the party is set to begin in the Sports Cafe in Los Boliches approx 10pm (although mention of sports of any kind is strictly OT), then on for food, then into one or two of the local towns darker spots until 6 or 7am.

mmmmmmmmm, knew you'd be pleased

oh, i forgot to mention, your all invited

¡Feliz Cumpleaños, amigo!

gracias amigo

HBD you old lethario.....



Padd's !

merry bday from tenerife!!

look, with this keyboard i can do this: ¿

thus, i can do methyesque things like this: ?¿?¿?¿?

cool, huh?¿?

Put that computer down and get back on the beach, ya ninny!

Wow! Virgos are just kicking ass all over the world, huh? Have a great birthday, nearmethexperience!!!

Sorry its late but I was forced to do PE (actually, thats a lie cos I walked out - oops!!!)

Anyway


HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING

love and kisses :* :* :* :*

"Happy birthday!
Now you’re one year older.
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn’t over.
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much.
But you didn’t die this year,
I guess that’s good enough."



Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :* :*

By the way, what is all this donkey-talk about?????

Bappy Hirthday, dear Methybabes!!! Here's hoping your hangover isn't *too* bad tomorrow morning, heeheehee...

Feliz aniversário!
Que contes muitos e bons.

There's a thread about hungovers in case you need it. Not that you will, of course.

Happy Birthday! Hope u intend to carry the festivities to and through the weekend.

J.j.......

thanks guys

had a great evening/night, actually started at 6pm and finished about 5 am.

made a complete arse of myself in my local (which is always good) and really offended one of the cutest barmaids on the planet by not being able to grasp the her best friend was called emma (also in the bar) and not her , and not being able to remember her name at all. oh and i don't think it helped that one of my buddies (portuguese, they must do different things over there) telling her, in front of the bar manager and most of the pub that it was my birthday and she should really give me a 'birthday b*** j**', yeah, that went down a storm...

after that, did i go home to bed, nah, far to sensible, we went down town to drink 'n' dance, which i did in great abundance, maynbe when my head clears i'll remember exactly what happened

hey, feliz belated cumpleaños meth, or in the correct spelling that the spanish should adopt (
), feliz aniversário

Another virgo. You don't look like a real virgin to me methy, hope you can forgive me that

Newcastle 2 - Sunderland 0

what a great birthday present for you Meth...

(great - I can stop sticking pins into Reid now...hee hee)

well done...

I`m a bit late, but I hope you had a good one